How to ensure timely body recovery?

[PreCambrianBliss]

I'd prefer to send a delayed email to police or some authority because I don't want to scare my family like that, but I can't find a good email address, only emergency phone/text numbers. Anyone have ideas of who to email? Also, how much time would you put between your expected time of death and earliest recovery?

 

[WorthlessCoward]

Leave it as a nice surprise for some bystander

 

[PreCambrianBliss]

Leave it as a nice surprise for some bystander

I do hope you're joking. People don't want to see that, and I'm not an asshole

 

[LateForTheBus]

I'm going to have a delayed send text sent to my sister but ask her to call my local PD to find my body. She lives over an hour away, and I don't want her driving down to be the one to find me.

 

[PreCambrianBliss]

I'm going to have a delayed send text sent

I thought delaying texts wasn't possible? Is that an android thing?

 

[Inactive User]

I thought delaying texts wasn't possible? Is that an android thing?

I thought this as well so I was thinking of scheduling an email too, but text would be ideal

 

[Challu]

I'm going to have a delayed send text sent to my sister but ask her to call my local PD to find my body. She lives over an hour away, and I don't want her driving down to be the one to find me.

I'd do something similar to this.

I thought delaying texts wasn't possible? Is that an android thing?

Android can do it.

 

[LateForTheBus]

I thought delaying texts wasn't possible? Is that an android thing?

Yeah, I have an Android. Can iPhones not do that as well?

 

[PreCambrianBliss]

Yeah, I have an Android. Can iPhones not do that as well?

We can schedule a text, but it will only remind us to send it. We still have to push the button

 

[LateForTheBus]

We can schedule a text, but it will only remind us to send it. We still have to push the button

Hmm...that's interesting. With Android, you choose "Schedule Message," choose the date and time you want it sent, then hit "Send." It'll sit there with a clock image next to it and then automatically send at the date/time you chose.

 

[bigfishlittlefish]

I'd prefer to send a delayed email to police or some authority because I don't want to scare my family like that, but I can't find a good email address, only emergency phone/text numbers. Anyone have ideas of who to email? Also, how much time would you put between your expected time of death and earliest recovery?

What about getting a hotel room for a couple of days? Then when you don't check out, you'll be found and it won't have to be family either.

 

[F@#$]

I'd prefer to send a delayed email to police or some authority because I don't want to scare my family like that, but I can't find a good email address, only emergency phone/text numbers. Anyone have ideas of who to email? Also, how much time would you put between your expected time of death and earliest recovery?

Does your county sheriff have an email address? Surely they've got some sort of obligation to send whoever.