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*chuckle* I was going to milk this thread for everything it's worth but it developed a life of its own.
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LOL sort of a cock resource for the future, like it.I think it should be stickied for any future cock problems,
Cheers
Geo
LOL sort of a cock resource for the future, like it.
LOL sort of a cock resource for the future, like it.
The universe is mocking youand me and all of us muhahahaha.
What is the recommended height in inches of the standard public house bar?
What is the recommended height in inches of the standard public house bar?
All those years o research paid off: I found it.
I'm not sure you can...How many times can you fold a paper until it reaches the moon?
I'm not sure you can...
Assuming you are folding it in half:
a) The increase in folds would result in half the distance at each fold, so the increase in distance would diminish exponentially on each fold. Once you get into sub space dimensions you are literally on a hiding to nothing. Maybe LOL I don't know.
b) Six times. Paper won't take more than six (or is it seven, go on, try it) folds before it's structural integrity is multiplied to the extent it won't fold any more.
c) Sorry for being a smart-arse, I can't help it.![]()
i keep coming back, it's hard to explain.
Serious question, what's your take on fluff pieces ?Okay. So I'm hiding away. But this is actually quite an apposite gift, so I'll break ranks to post it.
I'm horrified at this and yet I laughed all the way through it. I guess 14 years of working in a newsroom has taken it's toll on me.
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'Sordid' dad-of-two jailed for having sex with chickens
A ‘SORDID’ father-of-two who would creep into a poultry farm at night to have sex with chickens used to apologise to the animals afterwards.www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk
I don't want to cut anyone's grace or disturb the topic, but I don't see it funny. It is very sad news. There is no sex between humans and animals, this is rape...Okay. So I'm hiding away. But this is actually quite an apposite gift, so I'll break ranks to post it.
I'm horrified at this and yet I laughed all the way through it. I guess 14 years of working in a newsroom has taken it's toll on me.
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'Sordid' dad-of-two jailed for having sex with chickens
A ‘SORDID’ father-of-two who would creep into a poultry farm at night to have sex with chickens used to apologise to the animals afterwards.www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk
I'd forgotten about this thread! Well, it's still there, but I'm going deaf so I can't hear it anymore. They are closing the site off and I'm pretty sure they are trying to get rid of the poor chap that owns the cock.
The deafness has been caused by using earplugs to help avoid cock noise.
It pushed the ear wax further in, I've spent weeks trying to soften the wax with different oils but it's actually made it worse. My local clinic doesn't do syringing anymore so I'm trying to find somewhere that does. The I can go back to ear plugs LOL, of which I have a large range of different types to try.
But no, atm, the deafness is actually helping me get sleep.
At least you can get some sleep now. I'm sorry for your "cock problem"But no, atm, the deafness is actually helping me get sleep.
Earplugs and sound-proof curtains.Hahaha sorry for the clickbait. But I do have a genuine problem with a cockeral. A rooster to some folk.
There is a new rooster in the back field. I sleep in the back room. If I sleep at all, I sleep very lightly and still get up several times in the night. This time last year I barely slept at all, less than one hour a night. That lasted around six months. I kid you not. If you think insomnia for a few days or a week is bad...you are correct, it's awful. Now do it for six months. I can't go through that again.
The chap on the allotment in the back field has a new rooster and it's started doodling at dawn. That's okay in the winter, but when spring comes around I can see a real problem.
My options are:
1. Tell him it's an issue. I asked him innocently if he had a new rooster and he went into a half hour rant about the council and the fucker that killed the last one. I don't want to upset him, he's a nice chap and I feel kinda sorry for him. I don't want to upset him. I sometimes also feel I'm the only one that takes time to actually listen to him.
2. Grass him up to the council. That's not my style. The guy is a friend and the council are cunts.
3. Hope someone else grasses him up. That's just dishonourable.
4. Kill the bird. I don't want to do that. I let sodding flies out of the house usually rather than sway them. And how do you catch a cockeral anyway? Not sure how to kill it properly either. Break the neck i guess. I eat chicken. No moral qualms but in reality, not sure I can do that. And yeah, I don't want to do that to him either, poor bloke. Nah, that's just not me. Unless i snap.
But I will not go through that horrific insomnia again and I will kill to make sure that doesn't happen, if it comes to that.
5. The only alternative is to move to the front bedroom. But that fronts the main road and the road noise will keep me awake (such a light sleeper, up at least 2 times a night, can't risk no sleep). I could try and sound proof the windows, but that's expense that I can't afford, and all cuz of a bird that I'd happily eat from Asda.
I swear i seem to make odd problems for myself!
Advice anyone?