NSFW before i die i want to at least once see som GENUINELY good lesbian porn. Does good porn even exist?

[Lucifer'sRight]

I'm not going to date anyone, cause i'm one leg in the other world. I don't do one night stands, it's completely aromantic to me. So i thought i should at least watch some good porn. But i've tried. And most of it is disgusting. Is there GOOD LESBIAN PORN in the world? Does it exist at all? Will i need to become a porn producer next time i come to this planet? Or should i just abandon Earth? Can we not even do this right in here?

 

[Lorntroubles]

This belongs in offtopic. Also, wtf.

 

[mxEll]

Quality thread

I'm curious, what is your criteria for good lesbian porn?

 

[Lucifer'sRight]

Quality thread

I'm curious, what is your criteria for good lesbian porn?

You know how regular would be (or at least the few that i saw) kind of plastic and you can tell right away that these people are just doing their actual JOB? Also that they wouldn't be even considering doing it with each other off set? So the opposite of that.. maybe also with like quality acting skills? IDK i feel like it should convince me.. I'm not going to get into more details, just to keep it appropriate...

 

[Covidblows]

....and I thought I wouldn't smile today. Thanks for the giggle.

 

[Lucifer'sRight]

This belongs in offtopic. Also, wtf.

That is something i want to do before i die. If i wouldn't be planning my death i wouldn't have it on my before i die list, so i wouldn't even seek this info. Hence i posted here. As to Wtf idk what to say. I don't see anything wrong with exploring taboos. That's what we do here anyway.

 

[GoBack]

I saw my favourite one years ago, could never find it again. Was heartbroken

 

[I’mDone]

Watching porn is more aromantic than a one night stand IMO. At least with another person there you can go through the motions - dinner, candles, whispering sweet nothings, even if it's an act. If you're really craving that, some escorts offer a "girlfriend experience" where they will pretend to be your lover. I'd imagine that would be better than porn.

 

[rhiino]

Is that even possible, an escort girl during Corona?

 

[Lucifer'sRight]

Watching porn is more aromantic than a one night stand IMO. At least with another person there you can go through the motions - dinner, candles, whispering sweet nothings, even if it's an act. If you're really craving that, some escorts offer a "girlfriend experience" where they will pretend to be your lover. I'd imagine that would be better than porn.

I'm not "craving that" i'm suicidal and i just wanted to know if good porn actually exists before i die , and yes it is more aromantic than a one night stand, because of how porn is made. Which is why i asked this question. And i why would i want an escort? I don't want sex or love. I want GOOD porn. I want to know if it exists.

Watching porn is more aromantic than a one night stand IMO. At least with another person there you can go through the motions - dinner, candles, whispering sweet nothings, even if it's an act. If you're really craving that, some escorts offer a "girlfriend experience" where they will pretend to be your lover. I'd imagine that would be better than porn.

That's why porn should exist. You want to go through an intimate experience alone. Maybe to know what you like, or just how something might feel. You want to go through with it in your mind. I might want to watch the Independence Day today, but i don't necessarily crave to be in the middle of an alien invasion.

I saw my favourite one years ago, could never find it again. Was heartbroken

I'm heartbroken with you

 

[I’mDone]

I'm not "craving that" i'm suicidal and i just wanted to know if good porn actually exists before i die , and yes it is more aromantic than a one night stand, because of how porn is made. Which is why i asked this question. And i why would i want an escort? I don't want sex or love. I want GOOD porn. I want to know if it exists.

That's why porn should exist. You want to go through an intimate experience alone. Maybe to know what you like, or just how something might feel. You want to go through with it in your mind. I might want to watch the Independence Day today, but i don't necessarily crave to be in the middle of an alien invasion.

I'm heartbroken with you

My apologies, I misunderstood your post.

 

[Lucifer'sRight]

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My apologies, I misunderstood your post.

It's cool it actually gave me clarity, your question.

 

[4eyebiped]

I find most porn, in general, to be too fake and I never could enjoy fake. Sadly, it is hard to find anything that I enjoy these days. I hate the new fad with the pink toy. Some may know what I am referencing. Lesbian porn usually lacks the sensual aspect and passion that I guess I falsely assume would be there. And none appears to know how to.... um... properly enjoy their meal. I love a good meal! They also often appear to hate each other as they jab each other with their long fingernails as if they were Wolverine in a berserker frenzy.

Anyways, I will stop there....

 

[x-Ace-x]

That's a funny thread, I like it Well, not sure what your preferences are but if you want some good acting, maybe a premium pornhub account will do. I don't watch that stuff but there are categories like lesbian and amateur. Maybe if you combine them both it will work for you. Again, not an expert on this subject and your preferences but I tried

 

[Lucifer'sRight]

I find most porn, in general, to be too fake and I never could enjoy fake. Sadly, it is hard to find anything that I enjoy these days. I hate the new fad with the pink toy. Some may know what I am referencing. Lesbian porn usually lacks the sensual aspect and passion that I guess I falsely assume would be there. And none appears to know how to.... um... properly enjoy their meal. I love a good meal! They also often appear to hate each other as they jab each other with their long fingernails as if they were Wolverine in a berserker frenzy.

Anyways, I will stop there....

Muahaha

That's a funny thread, I like it Well, not sure what your preferences are but if you want some good acting, maybe a premium pornhub account will do. I don't watch that stuff but there are categories like lesbian and amateur. Maybe if you combine them both it will work for you. Again, not an expert on this subject and your preferences but I tried

It might do, but i won't go without a recommendation.. xd it might be just a more sophisticated version of the same thing...

 

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[Nolye]

I saw my favourite one years ago, could never find it again. Was heartbroken

This, right here, is a really sad short story.

Also, thank you for making me laugh @Lucifer'sRight, I needed it. I hope you find an answer to your question

 

[BridgeJumper]

The kind of porn I watch is so fucked up, acting skills or passion in it are no concern...

 

[Blutsager]

The best reccomendation I can give you is RosieAndAlena, a lesbian couple on Pornhub. It's all about bondage and orgasm denial, and perhaps it's content may not be your cup of tea for a plethora of reasons, but I find it "quality" as you ask for them being an honest couple who is having fun rather than mere acting.

 

[LastRide]

I'm not "craving that" i'm suicidal and i just wanted to know if good porn actually exists before i die , and yes it is more aromantic than a one night stand, because of how porn is made. Which is why i asked this question. And i why would i want an escort? I don't want sex or love. I want GOOD porn. I want to know if it exists.

There is good lesbian porn in "artsy" European films ! Just cut the crappy intellectual dialogues and there you go !

 

[K-O]

OP- pls keep me posted!

 

[Uninspired]

Not gonna lie, these last few minutes reading these posts were the most fun i had today. thanks alot^^

 

[Covidblows]

I'm not "craving that" i'm suicidal and i just wanted to know if good porn actually exists before i die , and yes it is more aromantic than a one night stand, because of how porn is made. Which is why i asked this question. And i why would i want an escort? I don't want sex or love. I want GOOD porn. I want to know if it exists.

That's why porn should exist. You want to go through an intimate experience alone. Maybe to know what you like, or just how something might feel. You want to go through with it in your mind. I might want to watch the Independence Day today, but i don't necessarily crave to be in the middle of an alien invasion.

I'm heartbroken with you

This is all such a funny, welcome DIVERSION and I agree.
When you're super depressed porn is the best answer. I mean are you going to date in your pjs with unbrushed covid hair? Don't feel like eating or being around people so dinner and a movie is out. Can't even Netflix and chill in quarantine! So what's a girl or boy to do? No small talk, no drama plus you already know what to do!
All said in jest but true AF