Help A new source of N?

[BipolarGuy]

So having looked around to weigh up my options for purchasing 'N', it would appear as though there is growing concern regarding the purity of 'N' from C.

Discussion on this has taken place in the "What's happening with C?" thread and on the "Megathread N from C".
Another thread "I survived N" would SEEM to suggest that something doesn't add up.

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/whats-happening-with-c.47597/

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/i-survived-taking-n.47461/

So I've been doing some thinking and I know what I'm going to do...

I'm going to start a petition on Change.org in order to lobby Sir Richard Branson to start a business supplying 'N'.
Surely he wouldn't pass on an opportunity to 'shake up' a market and provide some 'stiff competition'!

He could provide better customer service by providing 100% pure 'N' and by including a £5 Starbucks voucher with every order so that customers may enjoy a warm branded beverage while ingesting a rather bitter tasting product.

Ahhh, I'm getting those warm fuzzy feelings already :)

If he really wants to knock it out of the park he could also provide a voucher for a massage in order to aid relaxation and reduce tension and anxiety.

As an upsell, he could even do an offer on anti-sickness medication when ordering.

I even have a name for the new company:
Virgin Happy Endings....

 

[Ulisses]

So having looked around to weigh up my options for purchasing 'N', it would appear as though there is growing concern regarding the purity of 'N' from C.

Discussion on this has taken place in the "What's happening with C?" thread and on the "Megathread N from C".
Another thread "I survived N" would SEEM to suggest that something doesn't add up.

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/whats-happening-with-c.47597/

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/i-survived-taking-n.47461/

So I've been doing some thinking and I know what I'm going to do...

I'm going to start a petition on Change.org in order to lobby Sir Richard Branson to start a business supplying 'N'.
Surely he wouldn't pass on an opportunity to 'shake up' a market and provide some 'stiff competition'!

He could provide better customer service by providing 100% pure 'N' and by including a £5 Starbucks voucher with every order so that customers may enjoy a warm branded beverage while ingesting a rather bitter tasting product.

Ahhh, I'm getting those warm fuzzy feelings already :)

If he really wants to knock it out of the park he could also provide a voucher for a massage in order to aid relaxation and reduce tension and anxiety.

As an upsell, he could even do an offer on anti-sickness medication when ordering.

I even have a name for the new company:
Virgin Happy Endings....

make the petition that I sign, for the manufacture of pentobarbital.

 

[Anonymoussn]

He could provide better customer service

HA! You don't seem to be too well acquainted with Virgin's customer service!

 

[BipolarGuy]

HA! You don't seem to be too well acquainted with Virgin's customer service!

I heard it is severely lacking.
I suspect this is largely because these days Virgin is mostly just a brand name that people pay Branson to use.
Most Virgin companies that do belong to Branson are these days managed by bean counters and MBA management types with no entrepreneurial flair.

Maybe Branson would consider getting back into it with Virgin Happy Endings...

 

[gus.nixon]

Virgin Happy Endings...

Exactly! "Farewell Tours."

 

[unblocktheplanet]

Okay, you tricky devils! I know A-Z, guide from PP HB. And reported that D-Z is no longer a supplier. But--sheesh--who the heck is C??? More hints, please!

 

[Viro_Major]

C is out of business until further notice. Skip for now