Discussion Your suicide note in one sentence only?

[Abgrundanziehung]

I want to write "I killed myself, because of how desperately I wanted to live." Otherwise I don't want to leave any notes at all.

Well said.

 

[Csmith8827]

Fuck your corrupt, fake, christian rehabs; and fuck your homosexual, lying, crooked god...you're trash lying parents and i hope you get what you deserve.

P.S. Racism is an artificial, invented concept. Die

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

"I came, I saw, I left"

 

[Nexol]

The time has come to go

 

[The Dark Chaos]

That's from Milton's Paradise Lost, isn't it?

Yupp!
"Here we may reign secure, and in my choyce
To reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n"

 

[Saed]

"whaddya think,now you've read the coroner's report,shrink?"

 

[Dreamless Sleep]

"It's not what it looks like, I was just doing weird sex stuff...."

 

[ugly_loser2008]

I'm flushin the shit, goodbye.

 

[Jean Améry]

"Read my book." Since a book about the history and philosophy of suicide is hardly a suicide note (it's not about me personally) I do think it doesn't violate the condition imposed by the OP. It would hopefully convince any reasonable person reading it that my death was completely voluntary and rational. At the very least that I considered the matter very carefully.

Of course suicide notes should never be just one sentence but if I had to come up with something it'd probably be this:

"After ample consideration I've come to the conclusion continuing to live is no longer to my advantage and death has become preferable."

Loved it! I might steal this one

You'd be stealing form Milton as it's a quote from Paradise lost.

 

[KinicH Knesc]

I have a toothache.

 

[NekoNomNom]

"Your secret is safe with my indifference."

"Life needs things to live."

"Making friends with death is a journey we all have to take."

 

[Lonewolfza]

Intelligence is a curse

 

[NotGonnaLast]

It's all going to be okay, this is the only way I know to be happy. I love you. Goodbye.

 

[imnotyourprotaganist]

This is okay, it's how it's meant to be.

 

[Midgardsorm]

"Add 1 to number of suicides and forget me."

 

[faust]

Existence is random, our Universe randomly supports life.

 

[quahadi]

"I'll give you something to cry about."

 

[NomadicWolf382]

Fuck this catch-22, I'm out.

 

[Chiyuki99]

I plan on leaving several notes. One note only for one person will say "I could have been great". The others probably "Forgive me."

 

[Maddox67]

I guess this life's not for everyone ,see u on the other side

 

[Deleted member 19276]

One dream has to die so another one can rise from it's ashes.

 

[binturong]

I plan to vanished without a trace, but if.. it would be this:
"Went to explore the great unknown, Whatever it is, I was happy in my last moments, I died with a dream (to be free)
Thanks for all the Fish."

 

[TheBox]

"I'm finally setting myself free."

 

[Saga]

"I'm done here."

 

[Coateseatsgoatsnboat]

Words hurt more than sticks and stones

 

[WeepingWillow]

I plan to vanished without a trace, but if.. it would be this:
"Went to explore the great unknown, Whatever it is, I was happy in my last moments, I died with a dream (to be free)
Thanks for all the Fish."

"So long and thanks for all the fish" has always been a Douglas Adams favorite.

 

[Coateseatsgoatsnboat]

I have a toothache.

Me too!

Intelligence is a curse

Well said!

 

[Luchs]

"I'm going back."

Sorry that I didn't amount to anything.

 

[Sprite_Geist]

"I was already dead before I took my own life; this is just a shell disposing of itself."

 

[willitpass]

i'm so fucking sorry