Discussion Your suicide note in one sentence only?

[WinterFaust]

I'm tired of failing

 

[4eyebiped]

Premium 165lb bag of fertilizer.

This message will self-destruct in 10, 9, 8…

Want to see who blinks first?

Wait till rigor mortis sets in and have yourself a good time.

Knock, knock…

If you can read this note, you are too late.

I couldn't bear it anymore. (An idea for any bears here that want a funny CTB note)

 

[InterstateFlowers]

Mom, Dad, Sister's Name, I love you more than anything and I didn't die feeling unloved.

Second most important phrase would be Don't feel guilty because I'm in bliss and nothing you could have said or done would have prevented my decision to do this.

 

[puppy9]

I'll hit the soil now.

 

[clocktower]

this isn't your fault, mum.

 

[Made4TV]

I'm so sorry and I just don't have it in me anymore.

 

[lecter]

Meh!

 

[Brackenshire]

Shit

 

[happy?1270]

I may have had a future, but I couldn't see it being a happy one

 

[superblessed]

"I'm on my way back home."

 

[Ahcute]

"Ive gone mad."

 

[Brick In The Wall]

 

[411esme]

I no longer believe in the illusion of choice; I submit.

 

[sadbunny]

"I'm sorry that I wasn't strong enough."

 

[Saroshi]

All because of me.

 

[0point7]

This IS my note, guess I could've left a better one, huh?

— Signed; Sue S. Sighed

 

[StuckAF]

Maybe next time

 

[NoGlorySoul]

One dream has to die so another one can rise from it's ashes.

May I borrow it, please?

 

[deadgirlahsatan]

Finally cured from misery

 

[NoGlorySoul]

Tell the reaper I'm sorry.

 

[Cutepoison]

I quit.

 

[Toobrokentofix]

I'm so sorry but I had no choice

 

[Sinai Silence]

I died as I lived, cold and alone.

 

[draw a circle]

Should be "It's not your fault, I'm sorry," but now I kinda want it to be "Bet you didn't see this coming!"

(When I was contemplating jumping from my college building, it would be, "how does it feel to fail?" Epic irony because I'm studying psychology in college lol bye fuckers)

 

[Georgii]

" No need to get your hands dirty darling , I did it myself. "

 

[budgie]

"The hands that nurtured me are the same hands that murdered me"

 

[Notwinnernotawin]

"I love you and tried my best, but I can't do this anymore."

 

[HeavensOpenDoor]

"Ummmm Na... I'll pass!"

 

[VoidGirl]

"This would not have happened if life was fair and did not depend on luck and probabilities"

 

[Empty77]

"I'm going back."

Heartbroken!