Would you go to a bar by yourself to meet someone?

[Symbiote]

Everybody is good looking after 10 drinks....

 

[Weebster]

No. If you're good-looking, switch teams. We're always recruiting & someone is always down to go down on you.

I'll strike out even though I can attract women? Why? I talk well.

As an experiment, I once switched from Straight to gay on a dating app and got tons of likes. I thought every guy in public who popped their eyebrows up at me were doing it out of a sense of camaraderie.

 

[motel rooms]

I'll strike out even though I can attract women? Why? I talk well.

Dude, you talk in incessant questions!!! You'll give some poor woman a stroke.

 

[Symbiote]

Dude, you talk in incessant questions!!! You'll give some poor woman a stroke.

or alcohol poisoning....

Man I should take my wife out to the club for a night of dancing.

 

[Weebster]

Dude, you talk in incessant questions!!! You'll give some poor woman a stroke.

I'm different when talking to women. I answer the questions for her ;)

or alcohol poisoning....

Man I should take my wife out to the club for a night of dancing.

So what's being married like? Am I missing out?

 

[motel rooms]

I'm different when talking to women. I answer the questions for her ;)

Then I guess I'll have to gag you if you ever come to the dark side of the rainbow.

 

[Weebster]

Then I guess I'll have to gag you if you ever come to the dark side of the rainbow.

The only rainbow i'll cross is the Rainbow bridge

 

[Symbiote]

Marriage is expensive.....but so is Divorce.

 

[Weebster]

Marriage is expensive.....but so is Divorce.

What's it like seeing the same person every day? Does the charm wear off?

 

[Symbiote]

What's it like seeing the same person every day? Does the charm wear off?

No, it hasn't worn off for me. Been married for 4 years and felt like she's more attractive every day. I just need to stop fucking up all the time.

 

[Weebster]

No, it hasn't worn off for me. Been married for 4 years and felt like she's more attractive every day. I just need to stop fucking up all the time.

Lucky