when will the instant death button be invented?

[heartinparadise]

I can't wait

 

[Lost in a Nightmare]

Oh how I wish there was a button like that. If I could end my entire existence, permanently and immediately with the press of a button, I would do it.

 

[solely.pain]

If only it was that easy to die, I'd press that right now.

 

[MrMegalomaniac]

Hopefully by monday.

 

[Carrot]

Whenever it becomes more profitable than keeping people alive.

 

[Pluto]

 

[pepperfarmer]

They already invented it, it was called the Titan Submersible

 

[MonkeyButter]

There is an insta-death button but you need a background check, $200 tax stamp, an inspected compliant explosives magazine, a little "arts and crafts" session and a big empty field with nobody around. So its not impossible it's just a very expensive pain in the ass.

Sorry I can't provide instructions but I'm sure you understand why. Large exciting fireworks are heavily regulated almost anywhere and this is just a joke.

They already invented it, it was called the Titan Submersible

ALL ABOARD! That was the true good ship Lolipop.

 

[50/50]

Already invented

Called trigger of a 12 gauge

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Tbh, I think this would be probably a bad thing at least if everyone had instant access. The amount of suicides stemming of short-circuit reactions and spontanous moods would explode.
But as an option available to anyone who has been consistent in their wishes for a few months I subscribe to the idea.

 

[salamid]

it is located on the lower side of the firearm frame, just forward of the grip.

 

[Lost in a Nightmare]

Already invented

Called trigger of a 12 gauge

But I'd like something more peaceful than that and less messy. A button that injects Nembutal into me would be great.

 

[Passenger4224]

A firearm is the closest we have, and kind of equivalent if done correctly. Sadly not accessible though unless you're in the US.

 

[Claymore7274]

A firearm is the closest we have, and kind of equivalent if done correctly. Sadly not accessible though unless you're in the US.

oh yeah, what i'd do for a loaded handgun right now

 

[isolute_2488]

Super powerful GABA and opioid receptor agonist button or something lmao

 

[mac_se]

That would pose a LOT of problems. Moral, legal, ethical, you name it.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

A firearm is the closest we have, and kind of equivalent if done correctly. Sadly not accessible though unless you're in the US.

Yeah, that's my problem too. This is the first time in my life where I actually envy people living in the US as a European. lmao

 

[pepperfarmer]

Yeah, that's my problem too. This is the first time in my life where I actually envy people living in the US as a European. lmao

Extremely hilarious to me that one of the few countries where guns are extremely accessible is trying to regulate SN so people don't kill themselves with it

Although having to kill yourself by blowing your brain up is probably the most American way to go, so I guess it's culture preservation?

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Extremely hilarious to me that one of the few countries where guns are extremely accessible is trying to regulate SN so people don't kill themselves with it

Although having to kill yourself by blowing your brain up is probably the most American way to go, so I guess it's culture preservation?

Certainly a way to look at it, lmao

I imagine using a gun being easier than most other methods. As soon as you decide to go forward with it it's most likely done and no way for survival instinct to kick in again and sabotage you. But maybe I'm being naive and pulling that trigger is harder than say ingesting Benzos + SN.

 

[pepperfarmer]

Certainly a way to look at it, lmao

I imagine using a gun being easier than most other methods. As soon as you decide to go forward with it it's most likely done and no way for survival instinct to kick in again and sabotage you. But maybe I'm being naive and pulling that trigger is harder than say ingesting Benzos + SN.

I imagine it would be about the same as trying to jump from a skyscraper, which as far as I've heard is pretty hard because of SI.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

I imagine it would be about the same as trying to jump from a skyscraper, which as far as I've heard is pretty hard because of SI.

Idk, that sounds way harder for me. Out of all the physically violent ways a gun is the only thing I could imagine doing, everything else (jumping from height, in front of a train/car) indeed sounds way to scary. The gun seems safer to kill fast and painless and actually kill at all, with the other methods I'm primarily scared of falling or surviving with excruciating pain and in a severely crippled state.
I think statistics would back that up, although there have been many survivors of gunshot suicides, too, more than one would imagine. Or maybe I am just spinning here...

 

[pepperfarmer]

Idk, that sounds way harder for me. Out of all the physically violent ways a gun is the only thing I could imagine doing, everything else (jumping from height, in front of a train/car) indeed sounds way to scary. The gun seems safer to kill fast and painless and actually kill at all, with the other methods I'm primarily scared of falling or surviving with excruciating pain and in a severely crippled state.
I think statistics would back that up, although there have been many survivors of gunshot suicides, too, more than one would imagine. Or maybe I am just spinning here...

Could be. I guess gunshot would be the easiest to do out of the violent/kinetic suicide methods. I'm probably talking out of bias since I'd personally prefer a chemical/poison suicide.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

I'm probably talking out of bias since I'd personally prefer a chemical/poison suicide.

I definitely would prefer Pentobarbital as well if it was available. But in the US a gun seems just straightforward and easy to get and in EU we don't even have that...