Gromit-CTB
time for ctb
- Nov 14, 2020
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Kramer
Nervous wreck
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Soul
gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
- Apr 12, 2019
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That communicates nothing to me, sorry. Is it padded? How many centimeters is "a few" in this case? Can you give us a link to a photo?
Good4Nothing
Unlovable
- May 8, 2020
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As someone who is terrified of heights (I'm even afraid of falling off ladders) this cracked me up. Thanks for the lol.
Kramer
Nervous wreck
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Gromit-CTB
time for ctb
- Nov 14, 2020
- 847
Or because you are 130ft short of fatal distance over land and 230 over water.
Kramer
Nervous wreck
- Oct 27, 2020
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I broke my wrist falling off my porch once. I just need to land on my neck the next time.
Soul
gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
- Apr 12, 2019
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Like this?
It doesn't look a few cm thick to me but since you're only going 20 feet anyway I suppose it could come in handy.
Kramer
Nervous wreck
- Oct 27, 2020
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Yeah. So why the dissent?Like this?
It doesn't look a few cm thick to me but since you're only going 20 feet anyway I suppose it could come in handy.
Soul
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Kramer
Nervous wreck
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All washed up
Experienced
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Kramer
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Soul
gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
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It isn't about physics when no one had a clue about the "beanie". Anyway you've had your funny joke so why poke at me? If you want me to put you on my "ignore" list just say so.
Gromit-CTB
time for ctb
- Nov 14, 2020
- 847
Don't worry he was having fun, not 1000ft only 20ft am sure he has had a great Sunday with all this fun
You are trying so hard to give serious, intelligent, well-researched help - :)
Kramer
Nervous wreck
- Oct 27, 2020
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Gromit-CTB
time for ctb
- Nov 14, 2020
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Well you have all the advice from me now. Good luck with plan.
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
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I'm 99% certain (okay, 20%, I was exaggerating) that the OP's been taking the piss the whole time.
Which makes me wonder...
If someone pissed off a bridge from 1000 feet and it landed on your head as you were passing underneath, would it hurt you?
Follow-up question: Could the padding of a 3cm-thick beanie protect you?
Follow-up question: Should I wear a beanie any time I walk under a bridge?
Follow-up question: Do beanies still come with propellers on them and everyone just takes them off?
Follow-up question: If I jumped from a 1000ft bridge wearing a propeller beanie would it slow my descent enough that I could survive?
See OP's other threads for some more great plausibly deniable mind-bending, for exampe: Is it a good idea to throw your keys or phone and then jump after it? How can I know beforehand if I'll regret jumping during the fall? Why does my sex drive decrease if I don't masturbate? What smells does one usually smell during sex? How would you feel if Trump wins again, reignites Manifest Destiny and conquers Canada?
WWFSD
(What Would @fightingsioux Do?)
Good4Nothing
Unlovable
- May 8, 2020
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Gromit-CTB
time for ctb
- Nov 14, 2020
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Life_and_Death
Do what's best for you 🕯️ I'm............
- Jul 1, 2020
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idk if someone already suggested something like this but a good test to make you feel better about this,
attach a brick to a hard hat and see what happens? if it doesnt break ill be surprised and if it does break then im sure a piece of fabric wont protect you.
unless youre jumping into water (that im not sure how to test) this would be a good in general jumping test
Gromit-CTB
time for ctb
- Nov 14, 2020
- 847
Answered as best I can
I'm 99% certain (okay, 20%, I was exaggerating) that the OP's been taking the piss the whole time.
Which makes me wonder...
If someone pissed off a bridge from 1000 feet and it landed on your head as you were passing underneath, would it hurt you?
Yes without a Levi beanie
Follow-up question: Could the padding of a 3cm-thick beanie protect you?
Only if a Levi one
Follow-up question: Should I wear a beanie any time I walk under a bridge?
Only if someone is pissing off bridge
Follow-up question: Do beanies still come with propellers on them and everyone just takes them off?
The kids don't like propellers these days, not til tok friendly
Follow-up question: If I jumped from a 1000ft bridge wearing a propeller beanie would it slow my descent enough that I could survive?
Yes if Levi one.
Answered as best I can for you
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Soulless Angel
Did someone say Rum?
- Jul 6, 2020
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One time 8 or so hours another just a few, my last one I have a thread on here about it.
Kramer
Nervous wreck
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Greenberg
nitrogenexit.blogspot.com
- Jun 28, 2020
- 1,062
You can wear anything on your head, including a hard hat; and you will be fine.
Pookie
Somebody you used to know.
- Oct 18, 2020
- 1,051
Are you trolling? Your question is hilarious.
Gromit-CTB
time for ctb
- Nov 14, 2020
- 847
It's a 20ft 1000ft bridge. Been very comical this oneAre you trolling? Your question is hilarious.
Jumping ist 99 % about psychology and 1 % about moving your body.
Getting yourself motivated is the key if that is what you really want.
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