I'm 99% certain (okay, 20%, I was exaggerating) that the OP's been taking the piss the whole time.
Which makes me wonder...
If someone pissed off a bridge from 1000 feet and it landed on your head as you were passing underneath, would it hurt you?
Follow-up question: Could the padding of a 3cm-thick beanie protect you?
(What Would @fightingsioux Do?)