"Hey congratulations on living here in your penthouse in Tokyo, Master, and your bottles of nembutal are in the closet."
This assumes that I'm in my desired reality because I'd have a butler and bottles of nembutal, which also means that life is literally different (I have magic, I can reality shift, fly, etc), the penthouse also meaning that I'm rich; being in my desired reality also implies I have no health problems and I have my desired family. This also means anything horrible I've done in the past or terrible things done to me literally have not happened- no remembers them, they haven't happened, they don't exist, if you ask anyone they don't know what you're talking about, there's no records of those things happening anywhere, etc.