An angel/God appears in front of me, out of thin air. They say:
"We have taken pity upon you, and have chosen to give you a new life of your choosing..."
If only I could be among those that could be saved by a sentence. If only I could be among those whose life only went off the rails at some point in their lifetime, rather than being born into it.
Nah, reincarnation is practically my only hope. Preferably reincarnation into the past, though that would be a mix of reincarnation and alternate timelines at that point. I was born doomed, being born differently would be the only way to fix that.