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SinisterKid

SinisterKid

Visionary
Jun 1, 2019
2,113
Gets anti cramp ointment

Inserts a rugby ball
 
epic

epic

Enlightened
Aug 9, 2019
1,812
Gets a rampaging team of rugby players, bulldozing everything into a pancake.

Inserts pancake with honey syrup.
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Gets a rampaging team of rugby players, bulldozing everything into a pancake.

Inserts pancake with honey syrup.

You get a bunny with a pancake on its head.
[inserts Season 5 of Grey's Anatomy]
 
SinisterKid

SinisterKid

Visionary
Jun 1, 2019
2,113
Gets Jay and Silent Bob

Inserts a steering wheel
 
pain in my heart

pain in my heart

Member
Oct 26, 2019
61
Gets a vintage 1979 ford mustang

inserts a bag of sour patch kids
 
SinisterKid

SinisterKid

Visionary
Jun 1, 2019
2,113
Gets a sewing kit

Inserts a sweaty jockstrap.
 
J

jgm63

Visionary
Oct 28, 2019
2,467
Gets enlightenment
Inserts a gold robot brooch
 
J

jgm63

Visionary
Oct 28, 2019
2,467
Gets a packet of chewing gum
Inserts a grand piano
 
coma-baby

coma-baby

Misanthropic Drunken Loner
Aug 21, 2019
88
Gets clean dishes.
Inserts empty soup can.
 
notjustyetagain

notjustyetagain

Oct 28, 2019
169
*gets cosmic vending machine*
*inserts original cosmic vending machine*
 
coma-baby

coma-baby

Misanthropic Drunken Loner
Aug 21, 2019
88
Gets attempt at meta joke.
Inserts a dead horse.
 
  • Like
Reactions: snorli
coma-baby

coma-baby

Misanthropic Drunken Loner
Aug 21, 2019
88
Gets a pie.
Inserts Warhead (candy)
 
Crushed_Innocence

Crushed_Innocence

Hungry Ghost
Oct 16, 2019
423
Gets a time machine

Inserts a bar of soap
 
  • Hugs
Reactions: snorli
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets flying spaghetti monster.

Inserts a stubborn goat.
 
pain in my heart

pain in my heart

Member
Oct 26, 2019
61
Gets a barrel of chèvre

Inserts a chess piece
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets Alice.

Inserts a pebble eroded to the shape of a fish.
 
  • Love
Reactions: Soul
pain in my heart

pain in my heart

Member
Oct 26, 2019
61
Gets a giant taiyaki

Inserts a shoe cabinet
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
Gets seven league boots.

Inserts some terrible tiramisu.
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
You get a tiger sniffing around.

Inserts a marble, red with white polka dots.
 
K

kkatt

Paragon
Nov 12, 2018
967
Gets a virtual face slap

Inserts some of that fake plastic rice
 
NotForThisWorld

NotForThisWorld

Student
Oct 30, 2019
104
You get a bowl of rice.

Inserts some coca cola..
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,298
You get a tummy ache.

Inserts a toolbox.
 
A

ArtsyDrawer

Enlightened
Nov 8, 2018
1,448
(Isn't this a legit SCP?)
The machine spits out a sparkly Allen (L-N?) key and a big book that is made of all of Ikea's instructions ever existed.

Inserting a pissed off midget I kidnapped some hours earlier.
 

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