Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[woxihuanni]

You get a ship coughing its head off and blowing its horn loudly.

Inserts a small, insignificant planet.

 

[Soul]

You get a ship coughing its head off and blowing its horn loudly.

Inserts a small, insignificant planet.

You get an inspirational film:


[inserts the Republican Party]

 

[woxihuanni]

You get a sexy party.

Inserts a nice cup of tea.

 

[BPD_LE]

Gets a Megan Markle doll which repeats 'No one asks how I am'

Inserts a tape measure

 

[Soul]

Gets a Megan Markle doll which repeats 'No one asks how I am'

Inserts a tape measure

You get an hourglass figure.
[inserts fresh-popped popcorn for everybody!]

 

[BPD_LE]

You get a salty, buttery huggle.

Inserts a broken light bulb

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a dented skull.

Inserts a dusty guitar.

 

[BPD_LE]

Gets the the son of a preacher man

Inserts Snoopy in desperate need of veterinary attention

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a tiny dragon in perfect health.

Inserts an extremely stubborn tiger.

 

[BPD_LE]

You get a bowl of Frosties with a broken spoon

Inserts a headless barbie doll riding a unicorn

 

[woxihuanni]

(Puts face in the bowl.)

You get a virgin witch who catches the unicorn with a strand of her hair.

Inserts a broken comb.

 

[BPD_LE]

Gets Tina Turner

Inserts a hand drawn picture of Marilyn Monroe with her eyes too close together

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a frog green lipstick.

Inserts a pair of monster slippers.

 

[FallenX]

Gets a coupon for Burger King

Inserts a vicious ladybug

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a one way ticket to Bangkok

Inserts a small trinket box

 

[epic]

Gets a wardrobe which opens the magical land of Narnia.

Inserts a T-rex

 

[BPD_LE]

Gets Children of the Revolution

Inserts Donald Trump

 

[Soul]

You get a Mike Pence Look-Alike Condom.

[inserts three adorable rescue kittens]

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a bottle of milk.

inserts a mobile phone

 

[epic]

Gets a psychotic generation of human beings.

Inserts lemonade

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets lemons

inserts a box of tissues

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a dove.

Inserts a dead house plant.

 

[Soul]

Gets a dove.
Inserts a dead house plant.

You get some dried-plant wall art.
[inserts myself]

 

[woxihuanni]

You get yourself minus wounds.

Inserts an old candy from Italy.

 

[SinisterKid]

gets a picture of the pope

inserts a sea shell

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets two monsters basking on a small rock (one big, one small)

Inserts a snake biting its own tail

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a pint of snakebite [a drink if you did not know, lager and cider]

inserts a dead goldfish

 

[woxihuanni]

Cheers! Gets a broken bowl. Inserts a bottle green and gold waterfall pool.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets wet

Inserts a dry towel

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a free hike across the galaxy.

Inserts a ring to bind them all.