Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[SinisterKid]

Gets frodo feet

Inserts a rucksack.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a sturdy rope.

Inserts lembas.

 

[SinisterKid]

gets stomach ache

inserts a brandy glass

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a hangover.

Inserts a green-haired doll called Marya.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a doll called Chucky

inserts a banana skin

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a broken leg on your worst enemy.

Inserts a shoelace.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a boot with a hole in it

inserts a old £1 coin

 

[Wreck-it-Riley]

Gets an old WWII air raid balloon.

Inserts a CD-R i found in the junkyard that only says "y2k" in blue sharpie

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a sharp stick

inserts a rusty spoon

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a daft prince.

Inserts a badly rolled cigarette.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets burnt fingers

inserts a floppy disc

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets the vinyl Anthology 3 tape 1 by the Beatles.

Inserts Eleanor Rigby.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets Rita the meter maid

inserts a dog collar

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets Martha my dear.

Inserts a three-day old chick.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets bird nest soup

inserts a severed finger

 

[woxihuanni]

Get a whole hand, better than new.

Inserts a stray pigeon.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a Dastardly & Muttley fridge magnet

Inserts captain caveman

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a room under the stairs with endless holding capacity.

Inserts the photograph of a little boy blowing a single birthday candle.

 

[SinisterKid]

gets a custard pie

inserts a broken knitting needle

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a voodoo doll with terrible injuries.

Inserts a small, empty dry white wine bottle from a one-way flight.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets grapes

inserts a nest of tables

 

[Soul]

Gets grapes

inserts a nest of tables

You get a nest of beanbag chairs.

[inserts a brisk sea breeze]

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a tsunami.

Inserts an unused gift-card.

 

[BPD_LE]

You get.....
A very merry unbirthday to me
To who?
To me
Oh you!…

Inserts a goldfish called Joseph who has a major attitude problem.

 

[woxihuanni]

You get a large shark with goldfishphobia.

Inserts a leg that's gone to sleep.

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a wake up call

inserts a gold pocket watch

 

[Soul]

Gets a wake up call

inserts a gold pocket watch

You get gold-pocket time (ooh la la!)
[inserts a top hat]

 

[BPD_LE]

You get a scholarship to Eton

Inserts a skateboarding English Bulldog called Winston

 

[Soul]

You get a scholarship to Eton

Inserts a skateboarding English Bulldog called Winston

You get a temple on a hill.

[inserts my sister plus a dvd of a film called Let's Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator]

 

[SinisterKid]

You get Nutmeg

Inserts a Wisdens Almanack