The “talk nonsense” game.

[worldexploder]

I'm bored. Depressed. Need something to take my mind if things. The rules are to talk total nonsense. For example -

JFK ATE MY TEDDY BEAR!

 

[Fcancer]

Is an unspotted zebra essentially just a small horse??

Edit - fark me zebras arn't even spotted, I meant to write unstriped. I need sleep haha

 

[worldexploder]

Meatballs? In my potato soup? Not on my watch unless it's a Rolex!

 

[Mr2005]

Whoops must have stumbled into the shoutbox by mistake

 

[worldexploder]

Only a true specialist can reach down their. But they won't find any bones.

 

[Foucault's Pendulum]

I'm a f*ckin table.

 

[jaemus12]

Quick! Assemble a group of teenagers with latitude!

 

[worldexploder]

If I ever see you eating a sandwich like that again, I'm gonna get the swich!

 

[Lost1234]

what a bizarre world , the only sense that makes sense is the nonsense that makes sense in a nonsensical way.

 

[worldexploder]

I found Ronald Reagan's obsession with Punky Brewster and Rocket Ships to be quite forgetful. Put that on a jelly bean and call it a garnish!

 

[worldexploder]

I'm an ADDult so don't Subtract me!

 

[jaemus12]

Gas range iron pot bag.

 

[worldexploder]

Hey marshmallow meat! Give me a tasty treat. Light on the mayo Adolf.

 

[worldexploder]

 

[sadsoul]

JFK ATE MY TEDDY BEAR!

WHEN I GROW UP I'M GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR DOING THAT!!! - Little Oswald

 

[Escargot Shorts]

"Yeah, now there's a predilection." Wafting through the paleontology exhibit, insouciant and marbled with affectations spilling over accurate parquet peddlers. "Two for the warbled aptitude?" "I couldn't say so myself. It's the obelisk's choice," fitted into a cigarillo sending my trajectory like acupuncture in capillaries, "Sous-vide?" I proffered. "Can't spend my days of FORMICA."

A razor-backed, intuitive washer/dryer set to monitor my children. Fifteen easy payments of limbs and languid operations. Oratory furnishings couldn't be the westward caramel life sign. Iconography within the sensibilities of Lithium through the filter of the floorsale team on academic Tuesday. Makes knotted rattle birds. Ribbons running richly. Canopy to above. The sweltering wife.

"I've got no waterbed against you. I felt the middling estuary, I've tasted its sampled tower of oddities and ichor. the vigor won't be matched. So wrangle me into the menagerie. it's the only commemorative ripeness."

"Matterhorn."

 

[BlackDragonof1989]

Oh God yes I was hoping for a thread like this but didn't have the balls to make one *in a Sean Connery accent* Hey is that guy still alive? I think so it's depressing. LMFAO piss shit puke blood on it grandma goodnight.

 

[Lra888]

Cat toad bird call the boy cut the bread cry tough bitch cascade toward Brazil cool touch Braille crash the Buick crimson time bleeding.

 

[ParamitePie]

The quantum leap of humanity can only come with embracing the universal binding principle of conjoined soul functions. This will result in an exponential growth of our spiritual wellbeing and personal growth from interpersonal wellness. To facilitate this, I propose a function known as the divine self, which I'll be willing to teach you for a small donation. .

 

[Lra888]

Kind young soul. Kitchen yard suite. Knight yes siren. Knot yell seize. Kids yellow salt. Knives yen shit.

 

[ParamitePie]

To achieve the first level of my multi-level spiritual ascendance mission, I advise you to meditate for thirty minutes on this: An enigma wrapped inside a riddle will guide your mindbody to spaces of the eternal plane of nonexistence you never expected not to visit!

 

[Lra888]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhjhjjj!!!!! Eeeeereeeeerrrrrrrrereeeeee!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Isolated from life, pacing forth and back, bedridden filth, suicide hotline screaming, sending the police, leave apt from rooftop, explode

 

[Deafsn0w]

i'm a dead meat

 

[worldexploder]

When I first saw the sores I thought they looked like pizza toppings. Didn't know where to be hungry or horrified. Maybe I was hungrified?

 

[millefeui]

How can my feet smell if they don't have noses?

 

[millefeui]

Also this thread is my soulmate

 

[worldexploder]

John Wayne without the Gacy is a clown without makeup.

Also this is my 666th post! Take that Jesus!

 

[jaemus12]

How can my feet smell if they don't have noses?

#showerthoughts #thingsthatkeepmeupatnight

 

[jaemus12]

Have you been working out for the next X-Men movie?

You jacked man!

 

[millefeui]

ayayayayayayayayay