The SS lounge

[faust]

 

[Epsilon0]

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I literally dare not comment on this photo. I get all paranoid that the KGB will come back from the dead and show up at my door the moment I press "Post Reply".

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Looks like Les Dawson

 

[faust]

I literally dare not comment on this photo. I get all paranoid that the KGB will come back from the dead and show up at my door the moment I press "Post Reply".

Google is like Stalin: you click search and the results find you.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I hate Google but I have four Gmail addresses. *Sigh*

 

[Epsilon0]

Google is like Stalin: you click search and the results find you.

More, more, more jokes!

I hate Google but I have four Gmail addresses. *Sigh*

That's the irony which defines our modern lives...

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

 

[faust]

More, more, more jokes!

Hitler occupies Moscow, war is over. Hitler, Gering, Bormann and Goebbels strolling down the Red Square. Suddenly they decide to go to Lenin's Mausoleum and ask a local to make an excursion. They come to Lenin, start talking too loud, Lenin wakes up and says: "Comrads, I asked you not to disturb me before Germans come".

 

[Epsilon0]

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I don't get it.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

I hate chocolate

I'll drink to that.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I don't get it.

There is nothing you can say against this man, he is wearing a bear.

There is nothing you can say against anything, he is wearing a bear.

If you argue it makes no sense, that is invalid as well. Because he is wearing a bear.

 

[Lorntroubles]

@Epsilon0 no one would take a shine to me. I know what people say behind my back (looks conceited, no personality, not fun to know, too mellow, not outgoing, looks mean).

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Speaking of bears, as well as my all-time favorite jokes...



I think I'm going to have to start a Chuck Norris thread.

 

[faust]

I don't get it.

In Russia when jew sees another jew, they say "it is our person". Lenin has jewish roots so he could technically see who is a jew and who is not. Hitler and his friends decided to visit a partially Jewish Lenin and Lenin allegedly saw there are no pure Germans in this quartet so told "Comrads, I asked you not to disturb me before Germans come".

 

[Epsilon0]

Hitler occupies Moscow, war is over. Hitler, Gering, Bormann and Goebbels strolling down the Red Square. Suddenly they decide to go to Lenin's Mausoleum and ask a local to make an excursion. They come to Lenin, start talking too loud, Lenin wakes up and says: "Comrads, I asked you not to disturb me before Germans come".

Don't get this one either.

Is this an alternate reality or are they in hell? Is that why Lenin is alive? Or was Lenin expecting the Russians to lose the war?

In Russia when jew sees another jew, they say "it is our person". Lenin has jewish roots so he could technically see who is a jew and who is not. Hitler and his friends decided to visit a partially Jewish Lenin and Lenin allegedly saw there are no pure Germans in this quartet so told "Comrads, I asked you not to disturb me before Germans come".

Ok, that was... an experience.

Next time tell me an easier one.

 

[faust]

Don't get this one either.

Is this an alternate reality or are they in hell? Is that why Lenin is alive? Or was Lenin expecting the Russians to lose the war?

 

[Epsilon0]

Speaking of bears, as well as my all-time favorite jokes...

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I think I'm going to have to start a Chuck Norris thread.

I love Chunk Norris. Let's do that!

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I love Chunk Norris. Let's do that!

I'm on it.

 

[faust]

@Epsilon0 https://belsat.eu/en/news/putin-s-grave-appears-in-russia/

 

[Epsilon0]

@GoodPersonEffed

Did you know death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience?

@Epsilon0 https://belsat.eu/en/news/putin-s-grave-appears-in-russia/

Why is this funny?

Oh, I think I will just hit the like button from now on, dear @faust and pretend I get your humour, otherwise this is going to be a very weird evening for the both of us.

@Epsilon0 no one would take a shine to me. I know what people say behind my back (looks conceited, no personality, not fun to know, too mellow, not outgoing, looks mean).

Has dreamy eyes that peer inside your soul, etc.

 

[faust]

@GoodPersonEffed

Did you know death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience?



Why is this funny?

Oh, I think I will just hit the like button from now on, dear @faust and pretend I get your humour, otherwise this is going to be a very weird evening for the both of us.

Okay, no more red black humor for tonight. Otherwise KGB will paint my flippers in red.

 

[Iloveyouall]

@Iloveyouall made me do it.

I feel like gangsta rap or video games.

 

[RM5998]

In Russia when jew sees another jew, they say "it is our person". Lenin has jewish roots so he could technically see who is a jew and who is not. Hitler and his friends decided to visit a partially Jewish Lenin and Lenin allegedly saw there are no pure Germans in this quartet so told "Comrads, I asked you not to disturb me before Germans come".

Wait, the other three aren't pure Germans either?

 

[faust]

@Epsilon0 Imagine you ordered N and it comes to somebody in your neighborhood.

 

[Epsilon0]

@Epsilon0 Imagine you ordered N and it comes to somebody in your neighborhood.

Does N mean Norris, as in Chuck Norris?

 

[faust]

Wait, the other three aren't pure Germans either?

Does N mean Norris, as in Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris is so cool that he comes before you ask him to do so ;)

 

[Epsilon0]

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Chuck Norris is so cool that he comes before you ask him to do so ;)

Oh boy! I sure got that one.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Fuck, I'm in a very aggressive and pent up mood with no healthy release.

 

[faust]

Oh boy! I sure got that one.

Chuck Norris is so cool that he wins when he plays tennis with a wall.
Edit: Chuck Norris is so cool that when he plays the guitar, he wins.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Fuck, I'm in a very aggressive and pent up mood with no healthy release.
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You can call my building society if you like and swear at the automated response and the customer service potato that finally answers if you like. That always works for me.