faust
lost among the stars
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I literally dare not comment on this photo. I get all paranoid that the KGB will come back from the dead and show up at my door the moment I press "Post Reply".
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
Google is like Stalin: you click search and the results find you.
More, more, more jokes!
That's the irony which defines our modern lives...
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
Hitler occupies Moscow, war is over. Hitler, Gering, Bormann and Goebbels strolling down the Red Square. Suddenly they decide to go to Lenin's Mausoleum and ask a local to make an excursion. They come to Lenin, start talking too loud, Lenin wakes up and says: "Comrads, I asked you not to disturb me before Germans come".
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,158
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
There is nothing you can say against this man, he is wearing a bear.
There is nothing you can say against anything, he is wearing a bear.
If you argue it makes no sense, that is invalid as well. Because he is wearing a bear.
Lorntroubles
Photography by Haris Nukem.
- Jan 19, 2020
- 3,095
@Epsilon0 no one would take a shine to me. I know what people say behind my back (looks conceited, no personality, not fun to know, too mellow, not outgoing, looks mean).
GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
Speaking of bears, as well as my all-time favorite jokes...
I think I'm going to have to start a Chuck Norris thread.
I think I'm going to have to start a Chuck Norris thread.
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
In Russia when jew sees another jew, they say "it is our person". Lenin has jewish roots so he could technically see who is a jew and who is not. Hitler and his friends decided to visit a partially Jewish Lenin and Lenin allegedly saw there are no pure Germans in this quartet so told "Comrads, I asked you not to disturb me before Germans come".
Don't get this one either.
Is this an alternate reality or are they in hell? Is that why Lenin is alive? Or was Lenin expecting the Russians to lose the war?
Ok, that was... an experience.
Next time tell me an easier one.
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
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GoodPersonEffed
Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
- Jan 11, 2020
- 6,726
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
@GoodPersonEffed
Did you know death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience?
Why is this funny?
Oh, I think I will just hit the like button from now on, dear @faust and pretend I get your humour, otherwise this is going to be a very weird evening for the both of us.
Has dreamy eyes that peer inside your soul, etc.
Did you know death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience?
Why is this funny?
Oh, I think I will just hit the like button from now on, dear @faust and pretend I get your humour, otherwise this is going to be a very weird evening for the both of us.
Has dreamy eyes that peer inside your soul, etc.
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faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
Okay, no more
Iloveyouall
Mage
- Feb 12, 2020
- 501
RM5998
Sack of Meat
- Sep 3, 2018
- 2,202
Wait, the other three aren't pure Germans either?
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faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
Brick In The Wall
2M Or Not 2B.
- Oct 30, 2019
- 25,158
Fuck, I'm in a very aggressive and pent up mood with no healthy release.
faust
lost among the stars
- Jan 26, 2020
- 3,138
Chuck Norris is so cool that he wins when he plays tennis with a wall.
Edit: Chuck Norris is so cool that when he plays the guitar, he wins.
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You can call my building society if you like and swear at the automated response and the customer service potato that finally answers if you like. That always works for me.
