Suicide by Hotdog

[Graytaichi]

U wont die from hotdog as the SN already oxidised into sodium nitrate. No chance.

 

[Shu]

U wont die from hotdog as the SN already oxidised into sodium nitrate. No chance.

Sodium nitrite food poisoning in one family - PubMed

Sodium nitrite is used as a coloring agent or preservative in food, as well as an antimicrobial agent in meat and fish and some cheeses. In high amounts it can be toxic for humans, causing methemoglobinemia. This is an unusual and potentially fatal condition in which hemoglobin is oxidized to...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[stoiccactus]

Suppose I had a truck full of Hebrew National hotdogs. Would there be a way to extract and refine the sodium nitrite

 

[Gonnerr]

Joey Chestnut Hailed by Fans After Winning 2023 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

The legend of Joey Chestnut grew even more Tuesday en route to him winning his 16th Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest (and eighth in a row), and it had nothing…

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Joey chesnut ate 62 hotdogs this year and does it every year at the coney island contest and he is still alive somehow lmao.

 

[Pidgeons_Sparrows]

this wont work chief
also who necroed

 

[alonely]

Suppose I had a truck full of Hebrew National hotdogs. Would there be a way to extract and refine the sodium nitrite

i respect the dedication to the method. theoretically there must be a way to extract the salts from the rest of the ingredients...

this wont work chief
also who necroed

OP did and tbh i love the dedication

 

[leloyon]

…ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

 

[Don't want to screw]

This success saved me from a bad day

 

[todiefor]

I just wanted to say that I appreciate this thread lol thank you.

What if we can make SN seem like an accident by having a lot of hotdog wrappers lying around. then you would start a food poisoning scandal, imagine the headlines. Death Dog

 

[alonely]

I just wanted to say that I appreciate this thread lol thank you.

What if we can make SN seem like an accident by having a lot of hotdog wrappers lying around. then you would start a food poisoning scandal, imagine the headlines. Death Dog

The pro-lifers are going to start campaigns to ban hot dogs

 

[Sweet Tart]

I thought you meant letting a hot dog getting lodged in your throat on purpose

same.

 

[Kerrtu]

Joey Chestnut Hailed by Fans After Winning 2023 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

The legend of Joey Chestnut grew even more Tuesday en route to him winning his 16th Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest (and eighth in a row), and it had nothing…

syndication.bleacherreport.com

Joey chesnut ate 62 hotdogs this year and does it every year at the coney island contest and he is still alive somehow lmao.

My first thought went to Joey Chestnut. I remember one year in particular, he was looking a little gray…





Then my mind went to that scene in 'Field of Dreams', when SPOILER ALERT, Kevin Costner's daughter falls off the bleachers while eating a glizzy and almost chokes to death.



It wouldn't be peaceful, but purposefully choking on a hot dog would make the suicide appear accidental.

There's an episode of Last Week Tonight where John Oliver covers the mistakes made in forensic evidence, specifically the inconsistency of bite mark evidence.

Definitely recommend - it's on Youtube and the ending…



Josh Charles should've won an Emmy.

 

[Touhou]

Oh come on.

 

[Praestat_Mori]

These hotdogs made me HUNGRY !!!!

 

[Don't want to screw]

These hotdogs made me HUNGRY !!!!

Watch out for those hot dogs coming at you

 

[alonely]

I think about this thread often

 

[MyChoiceAlone]

pffft! i've seen eating contests. you'll just puke it up. (i have had similar thoughts).
spam seems saltier