That bayonet looks about as sharp as that can of pringles, bro. If you stab yourself to death with that thing, you are one badass mother fucker.
Like, I really don't understand it. If you think you're tough enough to stab yourself REPEATEDLY through the stomach and heart with a dull hunk of metal probably from the WWII era, why don't you think you're tough enough to endure the pains of life?
I mean, the fact that you have a bayonet tells me you have military background. You're stronger than this, man. I want to die because I'm weak, I admit it. You're obviously not, you probably wrestle grizzly bears for fun. What's got you down, man?