Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[westerly_merlin]

A Vodka SN, shaken not stirred

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm a hollow earther

 

[MissAbyss]

I thought you were a prank.

 

[pond]

Just here to cancel the date.

 

[dungeon keeper]

I have seen it on Motherless

 

[pond]

No wonder your father left you.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

(Man to Woman)

Is that an Adam's Apple ???

 

[pond]

(Man to Woman)

Is that an Adam's Apple ???

Ngl, feminine women with a visible Adam's apple are hawt

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Ngl, feminine women with a visible Adam's apple are hawt

Or in my case.... Any woman with a pulse.

 

[pond]

Or in my case.... Any woman with a pulse.

A pulse!? Such high standards.

I like my women dead inside, the ones that make you go "I can fix her..."

Jkjk.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I dare you to say to a woman.... I can fix you
You may get your death wish...

 

[pond]

I dare you to say to a woman.... I can fix you
You may get your death wish...

...Genius! Time to rally all the women on here

 

[MissAbyss]

Nothing says romance like mutual dysfunction.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Due to recent reddit reading (woman to man):

"Testing this wine for KO drip"

 

[MissAbyss]

I suddenly understand your mother's disappointment.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

No wonder your ex dumped you

 

[MissAbyss]

I've had funerals with better chemistry.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Don't want no short dick man

 

[MissAbyss]

@not-2-b-the-answer - That comment/song just took me OUT You've officially won the internet for the day.

You make being single feel prestigious.

 

[narval]

Don't want no short dick man

once i thought i got rid of that song, here you are.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

"All men <insert up 4 random words>"

 

[MissAbyss]

Interesting choice of attachment style.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

I think there is someone else.

(that one actually I actually know from personal experience... there wasn't)

 

[MissAbyss]

You're somehow authentic only when performing.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Look at this hot lad/lass!

 

[MissAbyss]

You're fluent in beautifully packaged bullshit.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

You're fluent in beautifully packaged bullshit.

I know, thanks. Hard to beat your eloquence tho.

I'm gonna keep weighing my options.

 

[MissAbyss]

I know, thanks. Hard to beat your eloquence tho.

I'm gonna keep weighing my options.

You do realize this is completely random and has nothing to do with the comment from the person above you, right?

If that was sarcasm, you've officially beaten me at my own game.

You're killing me here, LMFAO!

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

You do realize this is completely random and has nothing to do with the comment from the person above you, right?

If that was sarcasm, you've officially beaten me at my own game.

Yes I do, it was sarcasm, the first sentence that is
The 2nd was entirely an honest compliment. You really do have a way with words!
Honestly, thanks for the laugh I just had. And all the previous ones

You're killing me here, LMFAO!

If this is supposed to be on topic, your quality of contribution has severely diminished.
(damn why is this more than 6 words, it's actually good)

 

[MissAbyss]

Yes I do, it was sarcasm, the first sentence that is
The 2nd was entirely an honest compliment. You really do have a way with words!
Honestly, thanks for the laugh I just had. And all the previous ones

If this is supposed to be on topic, your quality of contribution has severely diminished.
(damn why is this more than 6 words, it's actually good)

Aww, that's such a sweet compliment. Stop it, you're completely ruining my tough-girl act now.