Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[westerly_merlin]

A Vodka SN, shaken not stirred

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm a hollow earther

 

[MissAbyss]

I thought you were a prank.

 

[pond]

Just here to cancel the date.

 

[dungeon keeper]

I have seen it on Motherless

 

[pond]

No wonder your father left you.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

(Man to Woman)

Is that an Adam's Apple ???

 

[pond]

(Man to Woman)

Is that an Adam's Apple ???

Ngl, feminine women with a visible Adam's apple are hawt

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Ngl, feminine women with a visible Adam's apple are hawt

Or in my case.... Any woman with a pulse.

 

[pond]

Or in my case.... Any woman with a pulse.

A pulse!? Such high standards.

I like my women dead inside, the ones that make you go "I can fix her..."

Jkjk.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I dare you to say to a woman.... I can fix you
You may get your death wish...

 

[pond]

I dare you to say to a woman.... I can fix you
You may get your death wish...

...Genius! Time to rally all the women on here

 

[MissAbyss]

Nothing says romance like mutual dysfunction.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

Due to recent reddit reading (woman to man):

"Testing this wine for KO drip"

 

[MissAbyss]

I suddenly understand your mother's disappointment.

 

[Somewhat Suicidal]

No wonder your ex dumped you

 

[MissAbyss]

I've had funerals with better chemistry.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Don't want no short dick man

 

[MissAbyss]

@not-2-b-the-answer - That comment/song just took me OUT You've officially won the internet for the day.

You make being single feel prestigious.