Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[solaceclosion]

How well can you do dishes?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

You shouldn't wear a half shirt...

 

[solaceclosion]

Thought you said you weren't pregnant.

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

I only want your money, loser.

 

[Hystearical]

I'm your blind date

 

[pax420]

You gotta meet my four kids.
You look better from behind.
I've got this strange boil.
I only attempted to kill myself.
I only attempted to kill my ex.
It's not contagious.
It's worse than it looks.
And the biggest of all....
I'm pregnant!!!!!

 

[Scythe]

Have you thought about cannibalism?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

You should see a psychiatrist...

 

[Fresh Soju]

I stole your car and wallet

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I made you a mixtape

 

[tzon]

I named my left testicle Kevin

 

[mjolnir]

I forgot your name again

 

[pieberry]

You remind me of my ex

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Would you like dick pics?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Are you into assplay ?

 

[Spite]

Do you like YouTube Poop?

 

[mjolnir]

I believe in a flat earth.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I believe in a flat earth.

She's flat like your head

 

[The Blackangel]

TO A WOMAN:
I'm jealous of your mustache.

TO A MAN:
Are your boobs bigger than mine?

 

[mjolnir]

I'm technically on the run

 

[dhk96]

I'm technically on the run

"I'm actually a police officer"

 

[The Blackangel]

"I'm actually a police officer"

There's no blow in my car.

 

[Spite]

I post on a suicide forum

 

[mjolnir]

Can I taste your sweat, please?

 

[UltraAlter]

I wish you were my sister

 

[Bikishii]

damn, you shit with that ass?

 

[star.trip]

My ex did this much better
Can you introduce me to your friend?

 

[star.trip]

Do you mind if I take a photo? It's to show my mom