Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

This is a true quote uttered by me so allow it to be a bit longer than 6 words:

I have low self-steem so I didn't bring condoms

 

[MissAbyss]

I learned detachment the hard way.

 

[MissAbyss]

I'm collecting regrets, want to join?

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

self-hygyene is a Johnson&Johnson's marketing scheme

 

[MissAbyss]

I disappear when expectations appear inevitably.

 

[MissAbyss]

(I like this thread way too much!)

I expect disappointment; it feels familiar.

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

I'll share another true story:

when is you main plate coming?

After I ate half her main dish thinking it was a to-share entree

 

[tzon]

We really need to shower. Come!

 

[iamnotadinosaur:(]

I am your mother, in disguise

 

[WrathfulGloom32]

I'm asexual and aromantic.

I'm vegan

I'm anti pornography

You're dating WhatCouldHaveBeen32

6 or less words 4 examples, do I get an A+? :D

 

[MissAbyss]

Attachment feels like a personal failure.

 

[DepressedSimp]

I live in my mom's basement.
Guy to a girl: Dinner's on you, right?
I'm into scat!

Guy to girl: I have a small penis

 

[ForeverSubhuman]

I am worthless and autistic.

 

[Arvayn]

I'm studying decomposition. Want to see?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm a manchild...

 

[MissAbyss]

I'm here to confirm my doubts.

 

[tzon]

Gets loud with those ears, right?

 

[MissAbyss]

I don't let moments become memories.

 

[mjolnir]

You're smarter than I expected

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

You aren't ready for this rollercoaster

 

[6auk15]

I'm actually a crazed axe murderer

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

You can call me DOOM, Chaos-bringer

 

[mjolnir]

Don't worry, it's probably contagious

 

[MissAbyss]

This warmth activates my exit plan.

 

[mjolnir]

Knowledge is chasing you—you're faster

 

[Xi-Xi]

Hear me out: worm from Dune

 

[mjolnir]

Can I unload my baggage now?

 

[MissAbyss]

I keep affection intentionally shallow.

 

[6auk15]

I really like Jared Leto's acting

 

[MissAbyss]

This interaction lacks measurable significance.