Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Eriktf]

i often dream about sniffing snakes

 

[Helvetic]

Do you like what you see?

 

[U. A.]

how would you kill me?
(fun fact i was actually asked this on a date)

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm a "Stay At Home Son"

 

[Eriktf]

have you heard about sanctioned suicide???

 

[lasttogo]

You kinda look like my ex

 

[defrauder9000]

When should we buy our house?

 

[Eriktf]

you are ugly but i like ugly

 

[AfroWarTiger]

"Wanna see my nudes?"

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

have you heard about sanctioned suicide???

One moment... I'm on Sanctioned Suicide

 

[Cosmophobic]

Want to see my completed pokedex?

 

[Niron1492]

I love your mother more :P

 

[princexhhn]

You look… unique.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I listen to Joe Rogan only.

 

[Wrath]

I really, really like furry porn.

 

[princexhhn]

I haven't showered yet

 

[amerie]

I live with my ex situationship

I haven't showered yet

This isn't that bad to me? Maybe they did that on purpose so they could shower together and have a cute bonding moment.
I have 5 kids from pornography

 

[princexhhn]

This isn't that bad to me? Maybe they did that on purpose so they could shower together and have a cute bonding moment.

hmmm I could have worded it better. I meant something like "I don't shower"

 

[EternalHunger]

What's crackin, good lookin'?

 

[fedup1982]

D'you want to meet my ex?

 

[princexhhn]

Your best friend is so hot

 

[amerie]

Hands off, Gabriela

 

[beebeb]

AY BAY BAY. AY BAY BAY.

 

[Pale_Rider]

My ex could suck the chrome off a bumper so fyi your gonna have to work hard to impress me.

 

[MissAbyss]

I will likely destroy your ego.

 

[Dejected 55]

I can't get a date.