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Archangel
- Mar 23, 2018
- 10,626
I live in my mom's basement.
Guy to a girl: Dinner's on you, right?
I'm into scat!
I've slept with everyone here
let's do it in the butt
Good call.I actually heard all of these for real on the same date. Call me shallow, but she didn't get a second...
I pushed him down a staircase.
We threw kittens in the river.
No not you, my imaginary friends.
Astronauts drink their own wee, yum.