Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[notadaisy]

I eat my poop

 

[jodes2]

There's a buttplug up me arse

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I just sharted my pants.

Damn autocorrect!!!

 

[valkyrie]

I'm still not over my ex

 

[jodes2]

Want come coke?

 

[randy]

I am a serial killer

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I am a serial killer

I am a cereal killer....

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

 

[jodes2]

Would you pee in my mouth?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Relax.... You'll get used to it.

 

[jodes2]

I wanna kill myself

 

[randy]

Would you pee in my mouth?

wait, I thought this was about ruining dates

 

[jodes2]

Wanna die with me?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

wait, I thought this was about ruining dates

It would for me.

 

[notadaisy]

i forgot my wallet

 

[rationaltake]

I married my cat

 

[jodes2]

I'm sexually attracted to animals

 

[notadaisy]

i killed my ex

 

[jodes2]

I love the smell of farts

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm measuring you for your grave.

 

[jodes2]

I won't permit you any friends

 

[MentalStefan]

Will you fart on my face?

 

[jodes2]

You look like shrek

 

[Csmith8827]

Are you a real human being?

 

[jodes2]

I love farting

 

[breakingpoint]

Smell my finger?

 

[jodes2]

Sniff my ass like a dog

 

[Unsure and Useless]

"We should have kids"

Or, "You don't look like marriage material"

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Hey Can you smell rotten fish???

 

[jodes2]

I'm wearing my mum's underwear today

 

[LONE WOLF.]

I'm wearing my mum's underwear today

I'm wearing my mum's underwear today