Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[castler]

I masturbate so Jesus sees it

I masturbate because I can damnit

 

[Django]

I'm pro choice.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Shingles doesn't care !!!!

 

[suicidalwillreturn]

Human rights? What's that?

 

[PleaseTakeMeAway]

You're like a brother to me.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

You're like a brother to me.

Wouldn't this work well in Alabama?

 

[PleaseTakeMeAway]

Wouldn't this work well in Alabama?

...i suppose it could, huh.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Wouldn't this work well in Alabama?

It's a chat up line there


*At the start of the date*

Sorry love *points at crotch* he's already up *winks*

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Just finished blow-drying my balls.

 

[jodes2]

Hey, taste my finger

 

[Aardvark]

You're sexy; reminds me of mommy...

 

[jodes2]

I'm a manchild

 

[Forever Sleep]

'I struggle with my weight too'

 

[jodes2]

This food makes my piles worse

 

[ZRA]

Are those real?
(if you need 6 words you can ask it a second time during the silence following the first)

 

[leeloosnow]

i have 60 pet rats.

(helped me weed out a lot of jerks before)

 

[UnlimitedPain]

Cab? My mum will drive us

 

[Lonerzepam]

I'm a heroin addict homie

 

[narval]

you swallow or spit?

 

[jodes2]

We could be related

 

[UnlimitedPain]

See this, it's my 6th toe

 

[jodes2]

Pull my finger

 

[Domimi]

this is a robbery

 

[jodes2]

Wanna fuck in the bathroom?

 

[Nightbird]

Does this look infected to you?

 

[narval]

this is a robbery

same vives XD

 

[[HNO]]

i've linux on my computer

 

[jodes2]

So you have herpes too?

 

[UnlimitedPain]

You into pegging? Cause I am…

 

[jodes2]

I'm obsessed with anal