Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[BeansOfRequirement]

Esotric SS humor:

"I just got my sodium nitrate."
"Hangman's knot is great for partial."
"I got my A from N."
"Ten stories, survival is impossible."

 

[Imaginos]

I've never done this before.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Nature is evil.
We'd both be better off dead.
No, I don't have a phone.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Nearly five inches, nearly.

 

[Mentalmick]

Touch that and I'll kill you.

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

But would you try my mayonnaise?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Do you like to Snow Ball?

 

[awfullife]

Be my girlfriend tonight for 300.
Will you sit on my face?

 

[262653]

Would you be my mommy?

 

[awfullife]

You are definitely a Butter face

 

[banned noob]

Say zero words and don't show up because you don't believe in yourself and are probably so crazy that you made up the idea you had a date to begin with and were insane enough to believe your made up hopeless fantasy. You might as well never even say a word again. Dates don't even happen anymore for all you know. If you aren't married or in a relationship by now, it will never happen. New relationships stopped being formed right after the pandemic started. So these days there's nothing you can do if you're single. No one's available and hooking up is impossible.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Say zero words and don't show up because you don't believe in yourself and are probably so crazy that you made up the idea you had a date to begin with and were insane enough to believe your made up hopeless fantasy. You might as well never even say a word again. Dates don't even happen anymore for all you know. If you aren't married or in a relationship by now, it will never happen. New relationships stopped being formed right after the pandemic started. So these days there's nothing you can do if you're single. No one's available and hooking up is impossible.

It's just a game, bro. D:

(Add those words as my next entry in this game too)

 

[awfullife]

I wanna play with your jugs.

 

[Lady black]

Something to drink before sex?

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Resistance is futile.

 

[Callie Arcale]

Dandelion tea can cure your problems.

 

[Mentalmick]

Hey scumbag! let's go, you've pulled.

 

[awfullife]

Ur gonna pass out tonight girl

 

[Stargazer100]

I don't have a job (at this point your date kinda looks away and you can tell they are now thinking ahead of ending the date)

 

[Jumper Geo]

Favorite dating site, mine, dogging.com,

Cheers

Geo

 

[Meditation guide]

Thanks for dinner, I'm going home.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

Thanks for dinner, I'm going home.

This has inspired me:

*Hideous Cartman voice* 'Screw you guys, I'm going home!'

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

The chef must be a woman

 

[RockBot]

I only murdered the one time.

 

[Meditation guide]

I just got out of jail.

 

[Deadboy]

Yeah so I just pissed myself

 

[Jumper Geo]

I'm a member of sanctioned suicide,

 

[nolongerhuman]

I can't drive (in America)

 

[awfullife]

I bark at squirrels

 

[faex42]

Can you lend me money?

 

[motel rooms]

Your safe word can be "more".