Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Beachedwhale]

Take a dump on my chest

(something I was actually told)

 

[motel rooms]

Take a dump on my chest

(something I was actually told)

Did you enjoy doing it?

 

[motel rooms]

Wear this adult diaper for me

 

[Beachedwhale]

Let me control everything you do

(also had this said to me)

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Wear this adult diaper for me

Your posts have made me use up all of my antiemetics.

 

[motel rooms]

Your posts have made me use up all of my antiemetics.

Make me wear a cock cage. @Beachedwhale

Let me control everything you do

I'm the dragon of my dungeon.

 

[Symbiote]

I'm subscribed to Reddit's /r/dragonsfuckingcars

 

[motel rooms]

I collect toenail clippings

 

[JustAnumber]

your mum liked it last night!

 

[motel rooms]

I want your toenail clippings

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I'm back, bitches. (Said while being me)

 

[motel rooms]

Now take a dickpic for me

 

[nolongerhuman]

I'm your long-lost sister

 

[motel rooms]

Kiss me with your toes

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I'm unemployed on purpose.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Guy 2 Girl 'Does cock size matter to you' ???

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I normally don't have standards but...

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Guy asks Girl, Can l watch you Poo?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

This is just like my Fanfiction!

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Guy to Girl. Do you swallow,Your mother does!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What was your name again?

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Does your carpet match your curtains?

 

[motel rooms]

Guy asks Girl, Can l watch you Poo?

Do you think that
Girl asks Guy, "Can I watch you poo?" would not ruin their date?

 

[LONE WOLF.]

I talk to invisible russian mice!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I main Min Min in Smash.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

I grow mushrooms between my toes?

 

[motel rooms]

Man & Dog!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

(If you're in California): I'm okay with capitalism.

 

[motel rooms]

I don't mind your triple chin

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I'd rather die than go exercise.