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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,401
Hi "uncomfortable", I'm "dad".
Actually I think this might actually work on some people, I see at least three dating profiles a day that say they actually like dad jokes...
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,839
I would, but then people would accuse me of "not trying" or "failing to put myself out there".
Then just fuck them up in Minecraft for entertainment purposes.
 
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Mentalmick

Mentalmick

IMHOTEP!!!
Nov 30, 2020
2,049
Good god, your breath smells horrific.
 
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awfullife

awfullife

Arcanist
Nov 16, 2019
435
I never thought I'd like you
 
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Meditation guide

Meditation guide

Always was, is, and always shall be.
Jun 22, 2020
6,082
I'm just doing this for fun.
 
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MiserableBastard1995

MiserableBastard1995

Experienced
Mar 17, 2018
291
Wanna see my used cork collection?
 
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aneurysm

aneurysm

Mage
Jan 27, 2019
581
I don't have a job.
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
11,012
I speak Klingon fluently. :hihi:
 
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Meditation guide

Meditation guide

Always was, is, and always shall be.
Jun 22, 2020
6,082
That waitress is beautiful. :love:
 
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CrazyMary

CrazyMary

Student
Sep 20, 2020
141
I want to get married and have babies in the next year
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Dating - more expensive prostitute amiright?
(good to be back guys)

Is that your boyfriend?
No! That's me before the surgery!
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
11,012
Cool if I play my ukulele? :hihi:
 
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Mentalmick

Mentalmick

IMHOTEP!!!
Nov 30, 2020
2,049
What the deal with the chainsaw?
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

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Jan 26, 2021
5,839
"My username on sanctioned-suicide.net is GenesAndEnvironment."
 
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UseItOrLoseIt

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Dec 4, 2020
2,215
You look like my mother.
 
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grungeCat

Awkward & weird
Jul 5, 2020
1,109
Would you fart in my face?
 
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BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,839
No condom, no crying.
 
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BluesRunTheGame

Blackpilled
Dec 15, 2020
1,715
I enjoy the countryside! For dogging.
 
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UseItOrLoseIt

Visionary
Dec 4, 2020
2,215
You have something on your mustache.
 
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Mentalmick

IMHOTEP!!!
Nov 30, 2020
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SUPRISE MUTHA FUKKA!!!
 
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olieolieoxenfree

Member
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46
I hate animals, especially useless pets
 
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LifeQuitter2018

LifeQuitter2018

Wanderer
Aug 12, 2018
414
"Maybe I'm poor, but ... "
 
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