
Deleted member 22624
One foot in the grave
- Oct 7, 2020
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You do look really fertile todayI'm fertile right now.
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You do look really fertile todayI'm fertile right now.
I always masturbate before a dateMy dress is entirely cicada shells.
Sounds like something Lady Gaga's stylist would conjure upMy dress is entirely cicada shells.
How about we get you a pet (jk. We should make him jealous!)Help make my ex jealous.
I like how you keep making negatives fun or hot :) Ok, let's try this one...How about we get you a pet (jk. We should make him jealous!)
Lol that's terribleI like how you keep making negatives fun or hot :) Ok, let's try this one...
I'm never lonely, I have tapeworms.
Better than during a dateI always masturbate before a date
Damm well I'm fucked. By myself apparently.Let's suicide together. (For joke purpose only. Go fuck yourself if you're still reading my posts ex.)