Games Reverse question game

[Dr Iron Arc]

Why are you going to jam that metal object into that poor cat?

That's impossible!

 

[RockBot]

I've decided my current life situation is fantastic. I feel so lucky. I can't believe how wonderfully happy I am.


I didn't realise it would cause a global pandemic.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Mr. Chinese government sir, why did you have to engineer the virus that would make Hong Kong stop protesting?

That's Great news.

 

[RockBot]

I managed to retrieve the temperature probe from my cat.

That's show business!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

So people on Twitter intentionally pretend to have beliefs they know are wrong just to appear socially conscious?

Guess so.

 

[saji]

Space lizards came down as psychiatrist to feed us mind controlling medication?

Pop tarts

 

[lanax09]

if you could have one thing in the world what would it be?
ostrich

 

[saji]

What's that bird with the big eggs?

Guerrilla warfare

 

[RockBot]

What's a good pun for primates fighting eachother?

It's blowing in the wind

 

[saji]

Have you seen my dignity?

100 clowns on a unicycle

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What's one of my biggest nightmares?

Baja Blast.

 

[RockBot]

What's a good pun for blowing up badgers?


The meaning of life.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Why is 42 such a meme?

I guess that's what you get.

 

[RockBot]

Did I ask for this?

That's the difference between the British and US Police forces.

 

[motel rooms]

Are 95 % of British cops dumb fat fucks?

Three dicks & just one ball.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What does every creature in the video game Spore end up looking like?

Great great great!

 

[motel rooms]

How do you feel when you imagine Pikachu is fellating you?

Bashful but nude.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What's a good name for a body wash?

The answer to that was within you all along.

 

[motel rooms]

Am I really just a desperate cock-sucking ass-fucker?

As hollow as the "O" in God.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What's a comparison that would get you tons of upvotes on Reddit?

GG, well played

 

[motel rooms]

What do you say when your doctor decides to give you a prostate exam?

In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What's some obscure reference I probably won't get?

No way.

 

[RockBot]

And they all lived happily ever after.

Just say yes.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Will somebody please kill me?

Absolutely positively not.

 

[motel rooms]

Are you hot?

Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What makes ya think you're on the list?

No means no

 

[UterEntonaur]

What's something you never hear during BDSM play?


I prefer the red ones

 

[motel rooms]

Are the red ones red from the blood of all the virgins?

Please love me. Meet my mother.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What's a really easy thing to say if you want a guy to back off?

Nothing would bring greater displeasure.

 

[RockBot]

What do you think about a trip to Disney World?

No, it's my long lost sock.