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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Why are you going to jam that metal object into that poor cat?

That's impossible!
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
I've decided my current life situation is fantastic. I feel so lucky. I can't believe how wonderfully happy I am.


I didn't realise it would cause a global pandemic.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Mr. Chinese government sir, why did you have to engineer the virus that would make Hong Kong stop protesting?

That's Great news.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
I managed to retrieve the temperature probe from my cat.

That's show business!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
So people on Twitter intentionally pretend to have beliefs they know are wrong just to appear socially conscious?

Guess so.
 
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saji

saji

stale cookie
Dec 10, 2020
47
Space lizards came down as psychiatrist to feed us mind controlling medication?

Pop tarts
 
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lanax09

lanax09

Experienced
Apr 17, 2021
231
if you could have one thing in the world what would it be?
ostrich
 
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saji

saji

stale cookie
Dec 10, 2020
47
What's that bird with the big eggs?

Guerrilla warfare
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
What's a good pun for primates fighting eachother?

It's blowing in the wind
 
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saji

saji

stale cookie
Dec 10, 2020
47
Have you seen my dignity?

100 clowns on a unicycle
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What's one of my biggest nightmares?

Baja Blast.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
What's a good pun for blowing up badgers?


The meaning of life.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Why is 42 such a meme?

I guess that's what you get.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
Did I ask for this?

That's the difference between the British and US Police forces.
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
Are 95 % of British cops dumb fat fucks?

Three dicks & just one ball.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What does every creature in the video game Spore end up looking like?

Great great great!
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
How do you feel when you imagine Pikachu is fellating you?

Bashful but nude.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What's a good name for a body wash?

The answer to that was within you all along.
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
Am I really just a desperate cock-sucking ass-fucker?

As hollow as the "O" in God.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What's a comparison that would get you tons of upvotes on Reddit?

GG, well played
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
What do you say when your doctor decides to give you a prostate exam?

In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What's some obscure reference I probably won't get?

No way.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
And they all lived happily ever after.

Just say yes.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Will somebody please kill me?

Absolutely positively not.
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
Are you hot?

Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What makes ya think you're on the list?

No means no
 
UterEntonaur

UterEntonaur

Specialist
Aug 17, 2020
340
What's something you never hear during BDSM play?


I prefer the red ones
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
Are the red ones red from the blood of all the virgins?

Please love me. Meet my mother.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What's a really easy thing to say if you want a guy to back off?

Nothing would bring greater displeasure.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
What do you think about a trip to Disney World?

No, it's my long lost sock.
 
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