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Why are you going to jam that metal object into that poor cat?

That's impossible!
 
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I've decided my current life situation is fantastic. I feel so lucky. I can't believe how wonderfully happy I am.


I didn't realise it would cause a global pandemic.
 
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Mr. Chinese government sir, why did you have to engineer the virus that would make Hong Kong stop protesting?

That's Great news.
 
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I managed to retrieve the temperature probe from my cat.

That's show business!
 
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So people on Twitter intentionally pretend to have beliefs they know are wrong just to appear socially conscious?

Guess so.
 
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Space lizards came down as psychiatrist to feed us mind controlling medication?

Pop tarts
 
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if you could have one thing in the world what would it be?
ostrich
 
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What's that bird with the big eggs?

Guerrilla warfare
 
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What's a good pun for primates fighting eachother?

It's blowing in the wind
 
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Have you seen my dignity?

100 clowns on a unicycle
 
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What's one of my biggest nightmares?

Baja Blast.
 
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What's a good pun for blowing up badgers?


The meaning of life.
 
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Why is 42 such a meme?

I guess that's what you get.
 
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Did I ask for this?

That's the difference between the British and US Police forces.
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
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Are 95 % of British cops dumb fat fucks?

Three dicks & just one ball.
 
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What does every creature in the video game Spore end up looking like?

Great great great!
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
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How do you feel when you imagine Pikachu is fellating you?

Bashful but nude.
 
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What's a good name for a body wash?

The answer to that was within you all along.
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
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Am I really just a desperate cock-sucking ass-fucker?

As hollow as the "O" in God.
 
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What's a comparison that would get you tons of upvotes on Reddit?

GG, well played
 
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What do you say when your doctor decides to give you a prostate exam?

In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe.
 
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What's some obscure reference I probably won't get?

No way.
 
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And they all lived happily ever after.

Just say yes.
 
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Will somebody please kill me?

Absolutely positively not.
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
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Are you hot?

Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me.
 
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What makes ya think you're on the list?

No means no
 
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What's something you never hear during BDSM play?


I prefer the red ones
 
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Are the red ones red from the blood of all the virgins?

Please love me. Meet my mother.
 
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What's a really easy thing to say if you want a guy to back off?

Nothing would bring greater displeasure.
 
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What do you think about a trip to Disney World?

No, it's my long lost sock.
 
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