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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
Why are you going to jam that metal object into that poor cat?

That's impossible!
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
I've decided my current life situation is fantastic. I feel so lucky. I can't believe how wonderfully happy I am.


I didn't realise it would cause a global pandemic.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
Mr. Chinese government sir, why did you have to engineer the virus that would make Hong Kong stop protesting?

That's Great news.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
I managed to retrieve the temperature probe from my cat.

That's show business!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
So people on Twitter intentionally pretend to have beliefs they know are wrong just to appear socially conscious?

Guess so.
 
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saji

saji

stale cookie
Dec 10, 2020
47
Space lizards came down as psychiatrist to feed us mind controlling medication?

Pop tarts
 
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lanax09

lanax09

Experienced
Apr 17, 2021
231
if you could have one thing in the world what would it be?
ostrich
 
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saji

saji

stale cookie
Dec 10, 2020
47
What's that bird with the big eggs?

Guerrilla warfare
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
What's a good pun for primates fighting eachother?

It's blowing in the wind
 
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saji

saji

stale cookie
Dec 10, 2020
47
Have you seen my dignity?

100 clowns on a unicycle
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
What's one of my biggest nightmares?

Baja Blast.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
Why is 42 such a meme?

I guess that's what you get.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
Did I ask for this?

That's the difference between the British and US Police forces.
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,089
Are 95 % of British cops dumb fat fucks?

Three dicks & just one ball.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
What does every creature in the video game Spore end up looking like?

Great great great!
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,089
How do you feel when you imagine Pikachu is fellating you?

Bashful but nude.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
What's a good name for a body wash?

The answer to that was within you all along.
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,089
Am I really just a desperate cock-sucking ass-fucker?

As hollow as the "O" in God.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
What's a comparison that would get you tons of upvotes on Reddit?

GG, well played
 
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motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,089
What do you say when your doctor decides to give you a prostate exam?

In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
What's some obscure reference I probably won't get?

No way.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
Will somebody please kill me?

Absolutely positively not.
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,089
Are you hot?

Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
What makes ya think you're on the list?

No means no
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,089
Are the red ones red from the blood of all the virgins?

Please love me. Meet my mother.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,438
What's a really easy thing to say if you want a guy to back off?

Nothing would bring greater displeasure.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
What do you think about a trip to Disney World?

No, it's my long lost sock.
 
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