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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,373
Is returning this lost item going to be a huge waste of time?

Would that this desk were a time desk!
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
Is that my favorite Sesame Street character fucktoy?

It's too late to be grateful, it's too late to be hateful.


,
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,373
What was the point?

That didn't help at all.
 
lanax09

lanax09

Experienced
Apr 17, 2021
231
How was government funded therapy?

probably a salmon
 
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Dr Iron Arc

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Feb 10, 2020
21,373
What did I eat that could have given me salmonella?

Striped sweater.
 
RockBot

RockBot

A Mole Sitting in a Hole
Jun 6, 2020
106
What looks more shocking for the fetish party tonight, the gimp suit or my striped sweater?

You'll know it when you see it.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,373
Where can I find a Feebas in Pokémon Platinum?

It was right here I swear!
 
nolongerhuman

nolongerhuman

Arcanist
Feb 9, 2021
497
Did you smoke all of my weed?

I invoke my right to an attorney.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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21,373
Are you aware of the biological damage you are about to release unto the world?

Not today.
 
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nolongerhuman

nolongerhuman

Arcanist
Feb 9, 2021
497
Do you want to get some ice cream?

An entire potato, swallowed whole
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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21,373
What's a weird thing to say even when you're at a sauce convention?

We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn't! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn't enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won't stand! It won't be forgiven! It won't be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN'T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
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motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
What does a psychotic breakdown look like?

The Pope's harem.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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21,373
What?

Infinity times infinity.
 
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nightnightnitrite

nightnightnitrite

baby blues
Apr 17, 2021
483
How many suicidal thoughts have you had today?

Tater tots:D
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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21,373
What was the best part of middle school for me?

Thousand Island dressing.
 
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nightnightnitrite

baby blues
Apr 17, 2021
483
What did you dip your dick in because you have depression? (it's a song reference lol)

My left pinky toe
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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What's likely to be your smallest digit?

That's possible but likely not probable.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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21,373
Why can't I just stay home all day watching tv?

That's what she said!
 
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shebot

Member
Oct 2, 2022
6
Did someone ask you about the cornflakes?

74
 
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mik003

Member
Oct 14, 2022
24
hey how much 75 - 1 ?

my sister.
 
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lucid

lucid

antinatalist specialist
Jun 29, 2019
177
you know who i wish i could talk to more ?

10 grams
 
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jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
How much morphine does the 4-drug protocol say to take for CTB?

Nostril hairs
 
Rounded Agony

Rounded Agony

Hard to live, hard to die
Aug 8, 2022
785
What're these things floating in my soup?

Donkeys
 
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UnlimitedPain

Looking For The End!!
Nov 5, 2022
317
Are you a dog person or a cat person?

Rhino
 
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Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
11,508
What are those wrinkly grey animals with horns on their noses?

Trouser press
 
jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,736
How did you cook that pop tart?

Pop tart
 
ZRA

ZRA

Member
Oct 11, 2022
49
Sorry, you laced *what* with SN?

The Eagles
 
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UnlimitedPain

Looking For The End!!
Nov 5, 2022
317
take it easy, your the new kid in town it's your turn to spend a night in the hotel California and I can't tell you why.

Tradition
 
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