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wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
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Did you figure out how the cucumber could flight?

No, today I won't open the window.
 
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Into the Unknown
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Could you please open your window?

You're gonna have to do better than that.
 
wunschtraum

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wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
Does this meal meet your taste?

yeah, two lions.
 
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One foot in the grave
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what is the answer and what the question? :D
ok i try:

Do you stay tonight?

If you ask that again, I will never again talk to you!
It was the right way round lol. I'm often difficult and answer questions with questions, and make statements back at people who make statements. Sorry, it was bad form
 
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Is that really the best we can come up with for a method?

That's the economy for ya.
 
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wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
Können wir das Spiel mal auf Deutsch spielen?

okay, you have won.
 
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One foot in the grave
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Ah, but did your mother make herself go blind by putting dangerous chemicals in her eyes because she thought she had a bug infestation?

Nein
 
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What did the Hitler say when Russians fought back his army?

Meh.
 
wunschtraum

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wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
How does a goat?

Niiiiiiiiiiiemaaaaaals!
 
Dr Iron Arc

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What? What did you say?

Quite often.
 
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Do you feel insulted by life and existence itself?

Tv
 
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wish I was a cat
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160
What is a great mind control measure?

Yesterday.
 
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Into the Unknown
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When do I need to get out of this life?

Airplane pilots.
 
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wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
Who can help you get out of this life?

Save tonight.
 
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What can be done to prevent hours of progress being lost in my game?

That was lame.
 
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wish I was a cat
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160
what is your game?

i am really sad about it.
 
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People are actually trying to get this site shut down again?

Now those guys are reeeeeeally lame.
 
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wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
are there any other mates who can save the world?

I think those are my last words.
 
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When's a good time to say "I Like Pie"?

A wizard did it.
 
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Was I funny back there? Anywhere at least? When I didn't offend someone?

Musk rat
 
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What's a good snack for the upcoming ice age?

Exercise like that is too hard.
 
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Wanna walk up to my next nearest psychiatrists practice?

Gum ball machine
 
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What's that character from Regular Show supposed to be?

I've fallen and I can't get up.
 
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One foot in the grave
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What's a bad name for a song

Launch it into outer space
 
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What should I do about this rash?

I felt it.
 
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I guess aliens would probably probe the more enlightened of us. So those that have suffered.


That crosses a boundary
 
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Can someone please give me a good reason to live?

I didn't hear a word you just said.
 
wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
Do you wanna marry me?

I think it's time
 
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drugging kids is abuse
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Would you like some free N?

Coffee.
 
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