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itstoolateforme

itstoolateforme

some things can’t be recovered from
Dec 31, 2020
37
What makes this project worthy of an award??

four tough loaves of sourdough.
 
Deleted member 22624

Deleted member 22624

One foot in the grave
Oct 7, 2020
1,085
What might one have left after a difficult divorce?

A woman's wedding ring with a missing diamond
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
What did you get at the pawn shop?

It was too messy for me.
 
Deleted member 22624

Deleted member 22624

One foot in the grave
Oct 7, 2020
1,085
Who would you prefer to be with, your partner or Britney Spears?

Unconstitutional office sex
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
What's one employee benefit I'd never be able to get?

I gave up.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
Hey, care to use some of this GameStop stock to wipe your ass? We're practically giving it away now!

I did it for the memes.
 
wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
Why did you leave your great love?

No, this is not Willingdon Roundabout.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
Is this the Krusty Krab?

Because he pulled my finger.
 
wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
Why do you hide your hands?

On Saturday I'll visit my mom.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
Where are you going?

It's that time again.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
How's the weather up there?

I can't forget that ever.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
Wanna go back on that extremely unsafe precariously placed roller coaster?

Them's Fighting words.
 
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wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
Where are you darkness, did you really stop bothering me?

i clearly need to use the translater too often.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
What did you say about my pastrami sandwich?

The cake is a lie.
 
wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
Which Meme is more old then the newspaper from yesterday?

Help! They shut down the Router!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
18,969
Why haven't you ordered more drone deliveries?

I wish I could do more but it's all backed up.
 
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Deleted member 22624

Deleted member 22624

One foot in the grave
Oct 7, 2020
1,085
Aren't we supposed to be free?

Having a partner. Loving someone. Then there's life
 
Deleted member 22624

Deleted member 22624

One foot in the grave
Oct 7, 2020
1,085
Just let me go

Is that all I'm worth to you?
 
wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
what is the answer and what the question? :D
ok i try:

Do you stay tonight?

If you ask that again, I will never again talk to you!
 

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