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wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
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Did you figure out how the cucumber could flight?

No, today I won't open the window.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

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Could you please open your window?

You're gonna have to do better than that.
 
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One foot in the grave
Oct 7, 2020
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what is the answer and what the question? :D
ok i try:

Do you stay tonight?

If you ask that again, I will never again talk to you!
It was the right way round lol. I'm often difficult and answer questions with questions, and make statements back at people who make statements. Sorry, it was bad form
 
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Dr Iron Arc

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Into the Unknown
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Is that really the best we can come up with for a method?

That's the economy for ya.
 
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One foot in the grave
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Ah, but did your mother make herself go blind by putting dangerous chemicals in her eyes because she thought she had a bug infestation?

Nein
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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What did the Hitler say when Russians fought back his army?

Meh.
 
wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
160
How does a goat?

Niiiiiiiiiiiemaaaaaals!
 
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Do you feel insulted by life and existence itself?

Tv
 
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wunschtraum

wunschtraum

wish I was a cat
Jan 15, 2021
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are there any other mates who can save the world?

I think those are my last words.
 
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Was I funny back there? Anywhere at least? When I didn't offend someone?

Musk rat
 
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One foot in the grave
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Wanna walk up to my next nearest psychiatrists practice?

Gum ball machine
 
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What's that character from Regular Show supposed to be?

I've fallen and I can't get up.
 
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One foot in the grave
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What's a bad name for a song

Launch it into outer space
 
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I guess aliens would probably probe the more enlightened of us. So those that have suffered.


That crosses a boundary
 
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Can someone please give me a good reason to live?

I didn't hear a word you just said.
 

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