Rose wanting to ctb by having a baby was stupid (the author said that it was possible for her to have a child without dying, but she wanted to become part of a (half-gem) human boy and without dying, Steven would have been just full-human). The only thing stupider was forcing her friends to take care of the baby. It's not Pearl's, Garnet's and Amethyst's job to take care of Steven. Sure it's very nice of them, but did that bitch Rose ever think "What if Pearl heals from the brainwashing I gave her and wants to move to France to live with her new girlfriend? What if Amethyst is too childish and immature herself to take care of a child? What if Garnet doesn't want to take care of the baby?" No. She wants to die. She dies. Fuck Greg and the Crystal Gems. She doesn't care if they end up getting too sad and committing suicide now that their beloved cult master is gone. She doesn't care that Greg will became a widow and single father. Oh Greg? You'd rather have a living wife without a son than a dead wife and a baby? Fuck you. Oh, what now? You met a new woman and want to start a family with her and the women is weirded out by alien babies? Fuck you.
Rose "I want to start a rebellion and a civil war which will end up killing lots of gems (and humans too)."
Everyone: "Theehee, we were literally created to serve thee and always agree with thee."
Rose: "Pearl, you better be a brainwashed slave to me who worships me and loves me so much you're constantly risking your life for mine - and you better do it while I bang human men (bestiality, what's that? No, I'm not like an evil demon succubus).
Pearl: "Yes, my lady!"
Rose: "Greg, we will now have a baby."
Greg: "Do I get to have a say in th-."
Rose: "NO!"
Greg: "Okay, whatever you say honey."
Rose: "I want to commit a suicide by giving birth to a human-gem resident evil tyrant hybrid because otherwise he would be full-human. Also, I want to be a human boy's gem navel."
Greg: "I don't want you to die!"
Rose: "Who's the Rose Quartz here?"
Greg: "You are."
Rose: "Exactly."
Pearl: "Nooo! If you die I'll commit seppuku! I have been brainwashed to not be able to live without you!"
Rose: "Those thousands of years together? They meant nothing to me. But I'll still not erase the brainwashing from you even when I die."
Pearl: "Rose, what are-"
Rose: "I love you Pearl!"
Pearl: "Teehee, leave Greg and bang me!"
Rose: "You're a woman. Two women can't have kids."
Pearl: "I'm not a woman, you're not a woman. We are sexless gems who can shapeshift. And if you can shapeshift into a woman and become pregnant, I can shapeshift into a man and make you pregnant."
Rose: "Pearl, I love you!"
Pearl: "I love you too! I'm sorry for what I said! Please forgive my insolence!"
Garnet: "You're our leader! And the strongest! What will we do about the war you started if you die?"
Rose: "I got bored of the war."
Garnet: "The war won't go away just because you got bored of it. Some day the diamonds will return and.."
Rose: "*yawn* Who cares? My baby can take care of it."
Garnet: "You expect a baby to end up winning an intergalactic war against thousands of years old giant immortal godlike tyrannical dictators with superior techonology and a giant army?"
Rose: "Who was okay with you being a fusion?"
Garnet: "You were. I'm sorry I doubted you."
Rose: "There. That's a good stupid fusion." (fuck, I should write a fan fic and publish it.)
Amethyst: "Yo, yu gonna die and leave us? I ain't gonna be a mom!"
Rose: "It's okay, my child. Being a mom is so much fun. Imagine all the dangerous and cool adventures you can go to with my baby when you're mom!"
Amethyst: "Woohoo! Momhood here I come!"
Bismuth: "Does anyone remember me?"
Rose: "No. I used my brainwashing powers to stop them from remembering you."
Rose: "Okay, is everyone ready? If so, I'll now ctb by becoming part of a tyrant hybrid! See ya never suckers lol! Oh, and remember to worship me even after my death!"
Everyone ten years later: "Rose was the biggest hero ever! She was okay with fusions! She didn't want Pearl to be a mindless slave! She loved humans (frequently)! She was okay with Amethyst being small and childish! And best of all, she opposed diamonds's tyrannical rule! (but not Rose Quartz's brainwashing)!"
Fuck. If only I wasn't doing so badly, I'd seriously start writing fanfics and stories.
