Games Random sentences

[lear]

Tentacles like gorged intestines burst from the monster's mouth.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Mouth full of sharp jagged teeth that opened wide to engulf the monsters next victim which was Nark £uckersburg but nobody stepped forward to stop the nightmare monster because everybody hates Nark £uckersburg and Fakebook,

 

[lear]

The fire burned bright with heresy, with demons, with fake books, but it burned brightest of all when the pastor threw one of his own.

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

Walk into my own party featuring giraffe balloons caught in the chandelier.

 

[Deleted member 8975]

Walk into my own party featuring giraffe balloons caught in the chandelier.

I'mmmmmm….Gonna SWINGGGGG…from the Chandelieeeeeer… from the chandelierrrrrrrr!!! (Had to XD)

 

[Life sucks]

Chandelier is used to play a new type of basketball.

 

[OrcWitch]

Basketball was invented by a Canadian.

 

[Interloper]

Canadian kindness is not a myth.

 

[OrcWitch]

Out of all the creatures of myth and legend, the kraken is the most terrifying.

 

[OceanBlue]

Humans are the most terrifying creatures you will ever meet,- said a cow to her calf.

 

[settheory]

My prosthetic calf was made in Austro-Hungarian People's Democratic Republic.

 

[Interloper]

The Austro-Hungarian Empire never stood a chance.

 

[Life sucks]

This chance is a once in a lifetime encounter.

 

[AreWeWinning]

Alien encounter banter caused the Sphinx to evaporate with laughter.

 

[lear]

Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.02: Laughter is (not) the best medicine.

 

[Life sucks]

Who takes medicine when you have anime and video games?

 

[WrongPlaceWrongTime]

Games help one forget.

 

[Life sucks]

Sleeping makes one forget the existence of the real life, real life is a nightmare and dreams are the better experience.

 

[Manaaja]

Sleeping makes one forget the existence of the real life, real life is a nightmare and dreams are the better experience.

I was tired and read "simping" instead of sleeping. XD

Experience points are easy to farm in the beginning of a new season.

 

[Life sucks]

There are four seasons and each season has a different name, Hugs, Love, Intimacy and Fun.

 

[lear]

The fun part of machine learning will start once it discovers existential dread.

 

[Manaaja]

Metroid Dread's demo was nice to try and makes me wish all video games had a demo.

 

[Depressed Cat]

They checked out the demo car at the dealership.

 

[Life sucks]

The dealership was the final boss in one of the economical RPG games, a new genre.

 

[motel rooms]

The dealership was the final boss in one of the economical RPG games, a new genre.

My favorite genre is pornographic gay melodrama.

 

[Life sucks]

There is a lot of Melodrama in the city of the drunk.

 

[Angi]

I wish I was drunk, for this would explain why the world keeps on spinning.

 

[Life sucks]

In the legends of SS, spinning flowers exudes a pleasant smell, the scent of the unknown method.

 

[Angi]

My preferred method for watering pot plants is to aim my watergun at the chandelier and have it distribute the water evenly across the room.

 

[Life sucks]

There are different puzzle to solve and all of them are in the room of puzzles, it's necessary to solve each one to escape from the mansion.