Games Random sentences

[Kamaainakupua]

She liked to say that she was short for her height, reinforcing the idea that she only lived for sarcasm.

 

[SleepingClouds]

I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.

 

[SoLowHollow48]

My aunt, Lottie, is full of sass while her daughter, Caliope, is devoid of any.

 

[SleepingClouds]

I challenge you to a duel at any place, at any time.

 

[SoLowHollow48]

I challenge you to a duel at any place, at any time.

Give me the exact time and place.

 

[LaetumCat]

Place the apple on the cutting board, and cut it into a star shape.

 

[Self Medicated]

Throw the star in to the void and listen to the sound of eternity.

 

[princexhhn]

I have an entity called eternity locked inside my closet

 

[pond]

I've long accepted that I'll be forever stuck in the closet.

 

[SleepingClouds]

I long for the day I'll be free from this curse call life.

 

[Self Medicated]

A life for a life says the way of the knife.

 

[SleepingClouds]

The knife of life, rife with strife, can slice life into a lifeless plight, if handled in blight.

 

[Self Medicated]

Blight be upon thee and thy rancid onions.

 

[stripey]

i ate a raw onion for breakfast

 

[SleepingClouds]

What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

 

[Self Medicated]

Fly on the winds of the words that you heard that carried you to the stars.