Games Random sentences

[Life sucks]

The design of the body is bad and put a lot of pressure on feet causing pain specially after walking.

 

[Torschlusspanik]

You probably won't master walking on water any time soon.

 

[Deleted member 8975]

Master…oh master! May I please have the keys?

 

[Life sucks]

Master…oh master! May I please have the keys?

The last word in the previous sentence must be used (in any location you want)

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The keys are going to disappear soon and we need to get out of this trap.

 

[Deleted member 8975]

The last word in the previous sentence must be used (in any location you want)

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The keys are going to disappear soon and we need to get out of this trap.

Ah Im sorry, I didnt understand it then :(

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Trap is what l need to catch my invisible russian mice!

 

[Life sucks]

Mice, cats and dogs are friends.

 

[Deleted member 8975]

Mice, cats and dogs are friends.

Friends abandon me any chance they get.

 

[OrcWitch]

I must get going, please excuse my garlic stench.

 

[Life sucks]

The stench made the police go away without investigation.

 

[ultrafuntimes]

Proceed the investigation without ingesting vegetation on the blender down the hall to the right.

 

[OrcWitch]

No one in their right mind would use their feet to mix the potato salad.

 

[ultrafuntimes]

Salad won't fix your hair, but it's a close second to the infinite ring of jungle trees.

 

[Life sucks]

Some trees grew on the top of the building and they said they want to understand the human experience.

 

[OrcWitch]

They say a vacation in Hawaii is the experience of a life time, but that's not what I thought when I was attacked by a giant centipede.

 

[OceanBlue]

A lot of humans are grossed out by centipedes, but don't realise we are also similarly bizarre creatures with many appendages.

 

[Silenos]

He can touch people with His noodly appendages and He boiled for your sins.

 

[callme]

Canada sucks.
Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.
Sex is like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
We see a lightning before we heard a thunder, because our eyes are closer than our ears.
Some Hawaiians sometimes build their houses close to a volcano, which explains the lava in their living room.

 

[OceanBlue]

The last incel to enter the room is the user above.

 

[OrcWitch]

There was a small food court above the shopping center, young people gathered there to drink smoothies and gossip.

 

[Life sucks]

The compilation of ghosts' gossip made a horror story.

 

[OceanBlue]

The story of my life is such that it would be rejected by an editor octopus

 

[OrcWitch]

When humanity goes extinct, an evolved hyper intelligent version of the octopus will inherit the earth.

 

[Life sucks]

The best feeling is when you sleep and escape from planet earth in your dreams.

 

[OceanBlue]

What if the dreams become vivid nightmares

 

[lear]

How vivid are the leaves that dance in the wind?

 

[Deleted member 8975]

The wind blows softly through her hair.

 

[DeutscheKartoffel]

Her hair was worn down to shoulder-length, straight, dark natural color with strands of blonde highlights displaying her bubbly, refreshing style.

 

[Angi]

The monsters haunting me are covered in styled hair and claws, so densely that I cannot see their intestines.


Edit: fixed to fit both the post it was meant to follow, and the post that came in roughly at the same time as mine. It got even weirder now.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Intestines are strewn across the floor of the burnt out remote cabin after my Machete lay waste to the monsters.