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[Watson]

Omg that's nasty :( please remove that maybe???
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Oh.. I'm sorry :(
I always thought the frozen pool jump was funny.
I can remove and replace!

Annnnd for some reason I can't edit it :( I'm sorry @Jodes

 

[Xerxes]

I love C&H

 

[Stillnotsure]

A joke:

Two cats and a dog die and go to heaven to stand before God.

God said: German Shepherd, why do you believe you should stay in heaven?

The German Shepherd said, " In life I believe I was the most protective and most loyal to my masters.

God said, " very well you may stay. Golden retriever, why do you believe you should stay in heaven?"

The Golden retriever responds, "Well, I believe I was the most loving and attentive to my master."

God said, "Very good, you too may stay."

God turns to the can and said, "Cat why do you believe you should stay in heaven?"

The cat said, "I BELIEVE, you are in my seat."

 

[Xerxes]

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

 

[stellabelle]

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[Swisher]

What happened to the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic ...
He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog

 

[Johnnythefox]

Trump is given a Scottish welcome.

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

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Johnny please, you can't post ladies of this caliber when I'm wearing sweatpants.

 

[stellabelle]

 

[Johnnythefox]

Johnny please, you can't post ladies of this caliber when I'm wearing sweatpants.

I think the one on the right is Rees Mogg

 

[Johnnythefox]

 

[15dec]

Trump is given a Scottish welcome.
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This made me laugh far harder than it should've, lmao

 

[Johnnythefox]

This made me laugh far harder than it should've, lmao

Yes we know how to welcome a fucktard!
Only sorry I never attended that one, it's not too far from me.

 

[BA81]

This made me laugh far harder than it should've, lmao

Me too

 

[Misanthrope]

Yes we know how to welcome a fucktard!
Only sorry I never attended that one, it's not too far from me.

Damn some of these made me laugh so hard. Thanks for the endorphins!

 

[stellabelle]

 

[therhydler]

My teacher from high school accidentally tagged herself on a picture on facebook and hysterically begged our class to help her delete the tag because she had no idea how to. It was a picture from a friends funeral and she had tagged herself on the coffin...

 

[Taylor]

Patton Oswalt on depression:

Check for a note? No, this is the note. The frozen food, Todo's Africa, all of that.

I laughed so hard at that, omg. Hahaha

 

[2211264]

Patton Oswalt on depression:

I didnt really find it funny. Not that theres anything wrong with it. I do see the humour, its Just that being in the grocery store just staring at things makes me want to KMS. It makes sense, if he was serious?

*edit
The music too makes me feel like that

 

[gingerplum]

I didnt really find it funny. Not that theres anything wrong with it. I do see the humour, its Just that being in the grocery store just staring at things makes me want to KMS. It makes sense, if he was serious?

*edit
The music too makes me feel like that

Sorry, I guess? Comedy is always subjective. I think in this particular bit, Oswalt uses humor as a facetious way to relieve the psychological tension he deals with; of course, if his way of disarming the power of depression via jokes isn't relatable to you, it's not funny. Part of the brilliance of his delivery is to find comic relief even in a source as dark as suicidal ideation.

The ability to make otherwise painful or uncomfortable subjects funny is the type of black or gallows humor that I find funniest, especially done with Oswalt's intelligence.

One thing for sure, there's probably nothing less funny than overanalyzing a joke, so I'll stop myself at that.

 

[SiArc]

Still makes me laugh after all these years.


Images are thumbnails

 

[15dec]

 

[killing me softly]

*true story!

 

[2211264]

Sorry, I guess? Comedy is always subjective. I think in this particular bit, Oswalt uses humor as a facetious way to relieve the psychological tension he deals with; of course, if his way of disarming the power of depression via jokes isn't relatable to you, it's not funny. Part of the brilliance of his delivery is to find comic relief even in a source as dark as suicidal ideation.

The ability to make otherwise painful or uncomfortable subjects funny is the type of black or gallows humor that I find funniest, especially done with Oswalt's intelligence.

One thing for sure, there's probably nothing less funny than overanalyzing a joke, so I'll stop myself at that.

You dont have to apologise. It didnt make me feel bad or anything like that. I just found it more interesting than anything. That this circumstance/situation makes someone else feel the same as i do.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Some more warm Scottish hospitality for the Trumpet.

 

[thatguyakira123]

Family is everything and always there for you.

 

[Misanthrope]

 

[Swisher]

Wait for it...