I had a horrible ex partner who being the spiteful person she was, took pictures of me naked asleep. When I finally found the courage to leave, she posted them on Facebook with captions saying *tiny cock!!!! * and voice over video commentaries of me asleep filmed. Anyway, I felt like you, hopeless but it could have gone either way, I could have cried "my life is ruined people have seen me naked 'boo hoo'" ... Instead luckily I thought "bugger it you know what if the few people actually commenting (who were other guys making the joke hoping for a lay off the promiscuous individual) if they're that sad to be looking at my hairy arse, unimpressive penis then shame on them. I didn't lose any friends quite the opposite as soon as I made it known via third party I found it hilarious they stopped and she looked foolish and people distanced from her...
Moral of the story:
Only other scumbags will high five your ex.