Discussion If you had unlimited access to anything, what would be your dream CTB method ?

[Madiem]

A fancy murder suicide some 200 iq murder plot that would have me and the target die simultaneously by the same method in different locations or something to annoy the living after i Peace.

 

[Caspers]

I'd hire a hit man to do it. I'd be in a not so safe area and get them to rob me, so it looks like a robbery gone wrong

 

[LetzteAusfahrt]

By anything I mean if every single ressource or substance was at your disposal ignoring how illegal, rare or restricted it is, how would you choose to CTB ?

Personally I would go into an empty field, far from anyone and any circulation. I would then strap a big block of C4 to the back of my head and detonate it for an instant, painless and foolproof exit.

Developed the thought for me.
I would use detonating cord and wrap it around my body. Equipped like this, I would jump out of an airplane and use it to blast myself into the smallest individual parts.

Disappear in the air, so to speak

 

[Wayfaerer]

Kind of a pointless question because everyone would choose Nembutal. It's the gold standard of bus-catching.

Oh yeah, forgot to answer: Nembutal.

 

[esse_est_percipi]

A smart watch connected to your heart via nanotechnology, with a button on it which stops your heart instantly.
You could ctb anywhere, whenever you wanted to.
Ok, this is science fiction, but you said anything.

 

[RRH]

Nembutal of course.

 

[bigdog]

Nembutal sounds good

 

[Commitmentphile101]

I do have tor, vpn and all that. The problem is with bitcoins and such

can you tell me what the issue with bitcoin is please ?

 

[Jadedcat]

Honestly, whatever would make it so I'd just fall asleep painlessly and not wake up.

 

[Commitmentphile101]

Honestly, whatever would make it so I'd just fall asleep painlessly and not wake up.

looks like a lot of people are giving this answer so they are indirectly saying Nembutal which seems to be a clear favourite here.
My method of choice is also N for the record.

 

[Deafsn0w]

obviously N. I would definitely consume N without having second thoughts

 

[GonnaGoBye]

Exposing myself to nuclear would be nice

 

[Theregoesthatidea]

I would probably want a shot of fentanyl/h and a nurse or something to help me get it injected, largely because im fat and i've always had problems finding veins for things like getting blood drawn

 

[so tired or manic]

Exposing myself to nuclear would be nice

I like this one, just go back in time to when the elephant's foot was exceptionally deadly in Chernobyl

 

[Done at Fifty]

A poison that I knew would be a hundred percent effective, undetectable and fast with no side effects would be the most entertaining way to go. Not sure if it exists but I could have morbid fun with the ability to die quickly.

Maybe I'd take the drug discretely just before I step up to the counter at a fast food place. The staff ask "May I take your order" and I just drop dead.
Maybe I'd try to drop dead while crossing a busy intersection and hold up traffic while they scrape by dead ass off the crosswalk.
Or I die in a hospital waiting room after telling the other people waiting that I'm just there for a follow up after minor surgery and how wonderful the doctors are.
Or I go to a televised healer show, get in line to go on stage, and, without anyone noticing, take the med before he/she touches me. The thought of someone dropping dead on national television when some b.s. healer touches them would be hysterical.

 

[No_more]

I would like to go to a good euthanasia clinic and get it done properly.

 

[Wisdom3_1-9]

Unlimited resources? I'd hire a hitman and request it be done with utmost stealth and without knowledge of the time. Eliminate that pesky SI effect entirely.

 

[KinicH Knesc]

Time travel,Visit the dinosaurs And try to crucify one
Even though they have those little arms.
before being killed by others

 

[Leaving Logically]

F patches all over my sexy body.

 

[rundschlinge78]

I would still want to hang with full-suspension, but I would want a professional hangman to make it slow, pleasurable, but ultimately to guarantee death.

 

[LurkerMcGee]

Well, N seems like the gold standard. I think if I could find heroin or fentanyl that I trusted, I would possibly try that route as well.

 

[VIBRITANNIA]

gunshot, or paying a hitman to riddle my body with holes.

 

[Deformationalplagio]

I also wish we had poisons that were easily obtainable so long ago - cyanide?

Cyanide is one of the most painfull methods

 

[Lost in a Dream]

Ok, this is science fiction, but you said anything.

If we're going to include sci-fi answers in this, then I would want to visit an alien planet in the Stargate universe, just so I could dial to Earth and give the iris a love tap from the other side.



Real life answer: N will do just fine.

 

[LonelyNick]

Fentanyl would be my go to for sure

 

[LetzteAusfahrt]

Kind of a pointless question because everyone would choose Nembutal. It's the gold standard of bus-catching.

Oh yeah, forgot to answer: Nembutal.

I used to want N too, when I had no idea that there were much more interesting methods.

Today I wouldn't take any N, not even for free.

It's just too boring, too mainstream

 

[Shades of Grey]

It would be legal access to N. Preferably administered via IV catheter.

I don't care about interesting. I want effective and humane. Bonus points for not leaving a mess behind for others to have to deal with.

 

[TheQ22]

I used to want N too, when I had no idea that there were much more interesting methods.

Today I wouldn't take any N, not even for free.

It's just too boring, too mainstream

Too fast and can't enjoy the experience also?

 

[LittleJem]

There's been a bunch of "dream CTB" threads and mine is always the same. I'd wana be the first to CTB in space! Launch me into the sun or a wormhole it doesn't matter, anywhere in space.

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This is the only thing that has made me laugh all day. Thank you.

 

[grungeCat]

I would like to be put with my cats to sleep. Eternal sleep.