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Mrs.O'Leary'sCow

Mrs.O'Leary'sCow

SanitizingDeodorantCakes
Aug 20, 2018
305
Fuck me you nimble-fingered freaks.
Life's not easy for a cow. I crushed the keyboard, kicked over the monitor and tower, and shorted out the power supply with slobber.

Keep in mind you're never going to get ice cream or butter from a damn computer or an iphone.
 
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brighter

brighter

Warlock
Jan 22, 2019
718
Fuck me you nimble-fingered freaks.
Life's not easy for a cow. I crushed the keyboard, kicked over the monitor and tower, and shorted out the power supply with slobber.

Keep in mind you're never going to get ice cream or butter from a damn computer or an iphone.
I can also testify that this test is a complete insult. I just got called slow from a screen that also occasionally tells me that there are sexy babes wanting to camchat with me.

I'll stick with my bic ballpoint pen and A4 white paper.

:pfff::pfff:
 
CptBBQ

CptBBQ

I love you!
Mar 13, 2019
19
I used to be able to consistently get 150 wpm on typeracer and 10 fast fingers but my C key broke and I never really got a new keyboard, I just use a mouse macro to type the key lol.
9581
Oh yeah and I almost beat Sean Wrona who some people consider the worlds fastest typist, but that was when he was super tired and I matched him like 10 times lol.
9582
That's what I got using the mouse macro on my keyboard. Thankfully the quote was pretty easy and it didn't have that many C's.
 
mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
I used to be able to consistently get 150 wpm on typeracer and 10 fast fingers but my C key broke and I never really got a new keyboard, I just use a mouse macro to type the key lol.
View attachment 9581
Oh yeah and I almost beat Sean Wrona who some people consider the worlds fastest typist, but that was when he was super tired and I matched him like 10 times lol.
View attachment 9582
That's what I got using the mouse macro on my keyboard. Thankfully the quote was pretty easy and it didn't have that many C's.

Image result for trophy gif
 
DrownedOctopus

DrownedOctopus

Experienced
Mar 2, 2019
246
During all my computers classes in high school I was accused of cheating in programs you can't copy and paste on because I was typing 140+ wpm. It's all those years of type-to-learn (kindergarten to 8th grade)
 
CptBBQ

CptBBQ

I love you!
Mar 13, 2019
19
During all my computers classes in high school I was accused of cheating in programs you can't copy and paste on because I was typing 140+ wpm. It's all those years of type-to-learn (kindergarten to 8th grade)
140+? Strange, there's a lot more people than I thought here with 120+ speeds. Or maybe it's just the vocal minority who post in this thread.
What's your average now and best DrownedOctopus? 140 is really good, after 120 you kind of stop being able to improve much lol.
 
DrownedOctopus

DrownedOctopus

Experienced
Mar 2, 2019
246
140+? Strange, there's a lot more people than I thought here with 120+ speeds. Or maybe it's just the vocal minority who post in this thread.
What's your average now and best DrownedOctopus? 140 is really good, after 120 you kind of stop being able to improve much lol.
I type a lot everyday so it's still in that general speed. Probably not quite that fast anymore though. For a while my dad had me help him with his work because his fingers couldn't type fast enough for his thought process, so he'd talk out loud while I typed it out for him. Missed my calling as a stenographer, I guess lol
 
Jodes

Jodes

Enlightened
Nov 23, 2018
1,261
I used to be able to consistently get 150 wpm on typeracer and 10 fast fingers but my C key broke and I never really got a new keyboard, I just use a mouse macro to type the key lol.
View attachment 9581
Oh yeah and I almost beat Sean Wrona who some people consider the worlds fastest typist, but that was when he was super tired and I matched him like 10 times lol.
View attachment 9582
That's what I got using the mouse macro on my keyboard. Thankfully the quote was pretty easy and it didn't have that many C's.
How the hell are you faking all this so quickly!
 
Mrs.O'Leary'sCow

Mrs.O'Leary'sCow

SanitizingDeodorantCakes
Aug 20, 2018
305
This is probably my favorite comment of all time on here lol
Thanks :happy:
I should probably leave on a high note then, because that's as good as it gets:happy:
You've been a great crowd folks. Tip your waitress. Try the veal. Wait, what am I saying?! No, under no circumstances should you try the veal. Veal is murder! Goodnight. Drive home safely.:happy:
 
Memento Mori

Memento Mori

shambling garbage
Jan 24, 2019
573
i got 102 and 1 error at Aesops fables
if you train the text some times it's easy to reach a higher type rate so tests with always the same texts don't mean very much. but it's always fun to check by time, on another test some months ago i reached about 120-130wps. i like the ones more where you have to correct typing mistakes as you won't just let them be in RL too

i'm typing with my two index fingers, never used that 10-finger-system. guess it's more comfortable but i'm too lazy to learn lol

next challenge: how many guitar riffs can you play per second? go make videos. i can't play guitar but it's fun to watch :P
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,089
Fuck me you nimble-fingered freaks.
Life's not easy for a cow. I crushed the keyboard, kicked over the monitor and tower, and shorted out the power supply with slobber.

Keep in mind you're never going to get ice cream or butter from a damn computer or an iphone.
I wish I'd had the chance to interact with this person
 
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NearlyIrrelevantCake

NearlyIrrelevantCake

The Cake Is A Lie
Aug 12, 2021
1,236
Warm-up: 78/8/70.

Second run: 85/8/77.

Been able to touch-type since I was a kid.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,740
I can't do the test, I'm on mobile. But on a PC my speed is about 60 wpm
 
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zeenatax

Specialist
Dec 15, 2022
313
Three on phone six in laptop 🤓
 
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QteStimBnnuy

QteStimBnnuy

Qtpuppet
Feb 9, 2023
64
I never practice, but the fact I've always used computers helps me comfortably sit around 80wpm. May try this test if posting this helps me remember
 

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