How do you want to be found?

[Bikishii]

I will be getting a Uber to a hiking trail outside of tucson and I will be found by vultures and coyotes who eat my corpse after I shoot myself.

I kinda want to die like that, except the mountainous area I'd want to be dropped off in, regardless of whether they'd know the purpose, it'd be way too sketchy for them to drop me off there. Maybe just a burner phone to call someone one time (if I even hav cell service and decide to announce my death) to say I'm at [approximate coordinates] and will be falling down this cliff and dying by my own hand. may the bears and deer dine on my remains. Goodbye"

I could easily drive up the mountain road and find a good spot, and even walk a damn good distance (miles, and of varying altitudes!) away, but my car would still be there and it'd be obvious that "something funny" was going on. I'll just have to make it seem like I got into camping all of a sudden and go out and disappear in the woods one day

 

[Macedonian1987]

Since there are zero SN suicides in my country and the people who perform the autopsies are very undereducated and underequiped, im gonna stage my suicide as a drug overdose. I will put on me few baggies of some cheap drugs that junkies use in my neighborhood.
The reason for this is - my parents will be less sad if they think that i overdosed on some cheap drugs than that i commited suicide.
I will do it outside, very early in the morning around 5AM, by an abandoned riverside.

 

[Jrileniwa]

I definitely don't wanna be found. I'm probably gonna look terrible dead, considering I'm probably gonna hang myself

But, ideally, my corpse is magically unscathed and in the prettiest dress I own

Orrr, the opposite, like ppl find me as a bare skeleton instead lolol

Yeah I think that ideally I wouldn't want to be found either. Especially when I'm in the process of doing things. I think it should be enough for people to just count me as gone for good.

 

[turbomightbegone]

it would be nice if my family finds me in the most depressing nightmarish state possible in order to scar them, but I heavily doubt I'd have the courage to do that to my body before passing.

 

[neverexistedd]

I wouldn't want to be found

 

[Bybye]

I don't care, if all goes well I'll be found by some firefighter or policeman who'll be doing their job, business as usual to them. Then sent off to someome who's used to seeing corpses in whichever state.

Ideally I wouldn't be found so my corpse would go back to nature (become food worm, nourish plants, feed critters) instead of taking up space on some cementery or become dust in some urn that nobody'll care about. But since the few natural spots there are around me are hiking hotspots I'd be found eventually for sure.

 

[bl33ding_heart]

After I die I wouldn't want to be found. I don't like the idea of anything at all being done to my body after I die. I wish it could just somehow disappear instantly upon killing myself.

 

[Ben111]

Does it really matter...the body itself is a prison for the soul , they can find my body in a ditch for all I care

 

[bb142342]

My plan would be to ingest something, quickly dispose of the glass, and then go to bed—hoping that, come morning, it would look like a heart attack that occurred during the night.
If it works, I hope that the emergency physician or the family doctor won't dig any deeper and will simply declare it a heart attack.

The only potential complication is this: if the authorities are indeed called in, there is a distinct risk that my parents—who live in the apartment downstairs—could face trouble; specifically, if they take blood samples and no suicide note is found.

My sole concern is for my parents—I want them to receive a diagnosis of "heart attack," as that would make it easier for them to live with what has happened.

 

[squiddedoutt]

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[Drogon]

Preferably not found at all , but I know family will want closure .

 

[gameovergirlie]

Ideal is to not be found at all but ironically 2nd best option would be found almost immediately. Don't want a family member or stranger finding a rotting/bloated corpse, so maybe like train station toilets? Somewhere i'd be found pretty quick but still away from public eye. It'd ruin someones day but fuck 'em done enough worrying already

 

[restingplace]

My preferred method(s) would ideally make it look like my death would be peaceful. Given what's around me, it'll probably still look like a suicide, but I don't want to be some bloated hanging corpse with my lips puffed up and huge tongue sticking out. I want to wear my "Sunday best", the most beautiful dress I own, the perfect (read: not most "glamorous", just perfect) makeup, a proper pose (assuming I don't seize and convulse and shit), just looking as peaceful as possible. Unless of course I "accidentally" drive off a cliff, maybe shoot myself in the process, who knows.

Either way, how do you want to be found? Do you want to be found, or do you want to remain a lost mystery, a John/Jane Doe? I can't decide if I want to look "perfect" or if I just want to disappear. But hey, SaSu, enlighten me please.

How is it that you want people to see you when they finally find you?

I think I've always been really practical with this stuff so I wouldn't care about my body as much I just wanted to find the fasted most painless method to get the job over and done with.

My perspective has changed though. I would want to die in somewhere that's important to me like a field. I would want to wear something light and comfortable, I'd want my memories with me or atleast something. I'd want to be found looking happy.

 

[rainatthebusstop]

I had an uncle that died randomly of a heart attack in his bed at the age of 30. Should I be so lucky as to go in the same manner before I commit I would want to be found like this.

Given I will probably hang myself, the real answer is "not at all". I know my family would want closure but I think I deserve to be a missing persons case forever. I've seen their funerals and the thought that they would love to bury my body and eulogize a person who never existed fucking terrifies me.

 

[pax420]

I just want to be found dead, plain and simple. Wherever and by whoever.

 

[PanaxMan]

My preferred method(s) would ideally make it look like my death would be peaceful. Given what's around me, it'll probably still look like a suicide, but I don't want to be some bloated hanging corpse with my lips puffed up and huge tongue sticking out. I want to wear my "Sunday best", the most beautiful dress I own, the perfect (read: not most "glamorous", just perfect) makeup, a proper pose (assuming I don't seize and convulse and shit), just looking as peaceful as possible. Unless of course I "accidentally" drive off a cliff, maybe shoot myself in the process, who knows.

Either way, how do you want to be found? Do you want to be found, or do you want to remain a lost mystery, a John/Jane Doe? I can't decide if I want to look "perfect" or if I just want to disappear. But hey, SaSu, enlighten me please.

How is it that you want people to see you when they finally find you?

Sleeping on the floor or drumped over a chair (basically what I do all day) and passed out with a smile on my face

 

[Shadowsight]

I like the idea of never being found, but I don't really think that would be possible for me. Whether I hang or shoot myself, it's gonna be in the backyard in my dad's little shed. Don't really care about how my dead body will look, and I'm not gonna wear or do anything special. I want my suicide to be as nonchalant as possible, so I'll very likely just be wearing what I wear almost every day: a baggy t-shirt and some shorts. My dad will probably be the one to find me, and that'll be that.

 

[Captain laser]

as long as my sister doesnt have to be the one to see my corpse im fine.

 

[SoverignDreamer97]

There are rules:

1. "You cannot please everyone; control the things you can control." ~Suncha Ferreira (Victus Group)/Mark 8:36, Matthew 13:12

2. The grass withers, the flowers fade, because the breath of the Lord blows upon it; surely the people are grass.
The grass withers, the flowers fade, but the word of our God stands forever. (Isaiah 40:7-8)

3. The world hates liabilities, and would rather they not exist, as much as the rules dictate that all life is inherently valuable. (Proverbs 25:17)

4. You cannot experience death, for it would be like being put under anesthesia. (Ecclesiastes 9:5)

5. Suicide is not a sin which leads to hell (separation), but rather, it is unbelief. (John 3:16-21)

6. Despite all that you do to make your exit foolproof, there is always that one percent chance you'll survive simply because it "wasn't your time yet". (Psalm 33:10-11)

 

[Bikishii]

Is not being found an option? Ideally, I want my body and all the evidence to disappear from existence.

Well, there have been John/Jane does dating back decades, went missing in the 70s and 80s, and still not a single trace of them. Sure, science and forensics have improved a lot since then, but it's far from impossible to just truly disappear without a trace (at least with regards to your body)

as long as my sister doesnt have to be the one to see my corpse im fine.

When I was a teenager I almost hanged myself in the stairwell right after school, hers was farther away so I'd have plenty of time to die before she'd get home, but she'd have been the very first to find me, and even though I couldn't stand her at the time I knew it was way too cruel (on my end, I can't speak for anyone else so don't take this as some moral judgment) to inflict that upon her.

In other words, yeah, if I'm able to disappear completely and my family doesn't have to come identify the body, just disappearing forever without a trace, an eternal "what if...?" until everyone who knew you has also kicked the bucket

 

[nosense-user]

I'll probably be found hanging in the yard by my mother when she gets home from work at night

 

[E4syW3y0u7]

Either in my room so it makes it hard for people that are in the house to keep living in it, or in a quiet hotel room in a comfy and clean bed, so my final moments can be calm and silent.

 

[meiherasayuri]

Either my mother finds me hanged in my room, or I throw myself into the river so they never find my body,I haven't decided that yet,In the first option, I would probably be in such a state that it would disturb my mother for life,In the second option they might never find me, in both cases I'll be wearing a green dress I have