How do you want to be found?

[Bikishii]

I will be getting a Uber to a hiking trail outside of tucson and I will be found by vultures and coyotes who eat my corpse after I shoot myself.

I kinda want to die like that, except the mountainous area I'd want to be dropped off in, regardless of whether they'd know the purpose, it'd be way too sketchy for them to drop me off there. Maybe just a burner phone to call someone one time (if I even hav cell service and decide to announce my death) to say I'm at [approximate coordinates] and will be falling down this cliff and dying by my own hand. may the bears and deer dine on my remains. Goodbye"

I could easily drive up the mountain road and find a good spot, and even walk a damn good distance (miles, and of varying altitudes!) away, but my car would still be there and it'd be obvious that "something funny" was going on. I'll just have to make it seem like I got into camping all of a sudden and go out and disappear in the woods one day

 

[Macedonian1987]

Since there are zero SN suicides in my country and the people who perform the autopsies are very undereducated and underequiped, im gonna stage my suicide as a drug overdose. I will put on me few baggies of some cheap drugs that junkies use in my neighborhood.
The reason for this is - my parents will be less sad if they think that i overdosed on some cheap drugs than that i commited suicide.
I will do it outside, very early in the morning around 5AM, by an abandoned riverside.

 

[Jrileniwa]

I definitely don't wanna be found. I'm probably gonna look terrible dead, considering I'm probably gonna hang myself

But, ideally, my corpse is magically unscathed and in the prettiest dress I own

Orrr, the opposite, like ppl find me as a bare skeleton instead lolol

Yeah I think that ideally I wouldn't want to be found either. Especially when I'm in the process of doing things. I think it should be enough for people to just count me as gone for good.

 

[turbomightbegone]

it would be nice if my family finds me in the most depressing nightmarish state possible in order to scar them, but I heavily doubt I'd have the courage to do that to my body before passing.

 

[neverexistedd]

I wouldn't want to be found

 

[Bybye]

I don't care, if all goes well I'll be found by some firefighter or policeman who'll be doing their job, business as usual to them. Then sent off to someome who's used to seeing corpses in whichever state.

Ideally I wouldn't be found so my corpse would go back to nature (become food worm, nourish plants, feed critters) instead of taking up space on some cementery or become dust in some urn that nobody'll care about. But since the few natural spots there are around me are hiking hotspots I'd be found eventually for sure.