NSFW Have you ever bought something to get a horse dick? How did it go? Concerning penis enlargement products

[noname223]

I don't have time for a long thread. I often buy cheap products from China. Sometimes I search for fun bullshit products. I sent screenshots to my best friends.

For 13 bucks you get a penis enlargement oil that works within 2 hours. Allegedly. It shows a horse dick 38 centimeter.

I knew a guy from this forum (not active anymore) who said he once used something like that and it destroyed the feeling in his penis irreversibly. I wonder how such oils work. They sound scary. Does anyone know how they work? Me and my friends assumed just nothing at all would happen. But seemingly they can be dangerous.

When I think about big growth in a short time of a body part then I think of cancer.

 

[ijustwishtodie]

I don't care about dick size since I don't want sex anyway so no

 

[VeryShy]

This actually made me laugh, so thank you for that.

 

[CatLvr]

This actually made me laugh, so thank you for that.

Same. I would be like "I dunno what you are planning on doing with THAT but it ain't me!"

 

[Chili]

Unless your horse dick is for the boys, lmfao, I wouldn't risk damaging the goods. Gotta keep the jewels in tact man

 

[escape_from_hell]

I'll get a horse dick if I CTB and reincarnate as a horse. Legit more likely to work than any product with current technology.
Maybe have hornets sting your member for crazy swelling.