gf broke up with me

[mmj]

does anyone have suicide methods to get me hurt enough so I can go to the hospital but not so I die I need pity and attention

 

[Praestat_Mori]

What about cutting? Even deep wounds don't lead to death so easily but they may need stitches and further treatment in a hospital. Most other methods can also lead to death and to severe organ damage. I don't recommend this.

This sounds like a "Cry for help."? Why would you want to put urself in such danger? Have u tried everything else?

 

[アホペンギン]

Probably OD on paracetamol but make sure to go to the hospital very soon after you OD.

I don't think you should be doing this, though. Think over your decision with a clear mind and then decide if whether you should go through with this or not.

 

[SVEN]

does anyone have suicide methods to get me hurt enough so I can go to the hospital but not so I die I need pity and attention

Effective suicide methods result in death, rather than sympathy obtaining injury. So if you try one of them there is always the risk of it being too successfull, resulting in your demise.
From my experience of Hospital staff and emergency services they're not usually overly sympathetic to patients presenting with self inflicted injuries, already being busy with patients who are, as they view it, genuinely ill or injured.
Sorry not to be more helpfull.

 

[AshClouds]

does anyone have suicide methods to get me hurt enough so I can go to the hospital but not so I die I need pity and attention

Trust me, you don't want that kind of attention. I got that kind of attention before and it just made my situation even worse.
It also led to even more ostracization.
I know you want people to feel bad for you, and maybe help you, but it often yields the opposite result.

 

[Ernest1964]

You are on the wrong website.

 

[CuerpoMuerto]

Hey, Ive been there. I promise you this is not gonna end in the outcome you want. Ive talked about this before on here, but I become crazy once I perceive Ive been abandoned. I have done stints like this. While your intention is not to be abusive or manipulative, its to show youre in deep pain, this is manipulation. People will see right through it.