NSFW Gallows Humor (Please share dark jokes) 😂🤣😅

[maniac116]

 

[maniac116]

JOB RELATED

1. To err is human; to blame others shows management potential.
2. Why did the guy get fired from the calendar company? He took a day off.
3. You know what they say about a clean desk? It's a sign of cluttered drawers.
4. Why did you leave your last job? The company relocated and didn't tell me where.

 

[maniac116]

1) What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
2) What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

3) What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam.